Evil
and a Heathen
by
Chigai
disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts. x3
notes: Woo! Back with another story. This time about Larx and Seifer... because they're cool. o.o Oh yeah. This fic is in celebration of the school year coming to an end! Oh YES.
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Two heads of blonde hair.
Four sharp, pointed eyes.
And two twin smirks, with enough malice behind them to kill every kitten, puppy, or small child within a fifty kilometer radius.
That was Larxene and Seifer, Twilight Town's most infamous duo to date.
Larxene was just your average 21-year-old gang member, with a calculative mind and looks that could kill–literally. Every time her mouth opened it was only to utter a snide comment or shout a valid threat. Her personal favourite was a promise of castration by wooden spoon to any man who dared look at her.
Of course, her Seifer wasn't a man–he was a boy.
A high-school student with a grudge against life, an inflated ego, and enough attitude to turn every citizen of a moderately large Third World country into a lawyer.
And that was how she liked 'em.
By day, Seifer attended school, appearing to his teachers every bit the model student. Of course, once school let out he took the long way to Larxene's place–stopping by the sandlot for his biweekly fight with Hayner and Roxas.
By night, Larxene and Seifer left the haven of Larxene's apartment, armed with toilet paper, spraypaint, and eggs.
The old mansion suffered the brunt of their abuse, but the school came in second, and the train station in a close third.
But sometimes, Seifer would arrive at Larxene's flat only to discover that she had already left, taking her kunai and a pistol with her and leaving a small scribbled note that said 'Sorry, Seif'.
He knew that he'd be alone all night then.
Because, after all...
She was evil.
And he was just a heathen.
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notes: Erm, yeah... kinda weird, and not very well-written, but that's okay. x3 Happy end of the school year, everyone:3