A/N: My first fic ever! Yay! I'm TheRoseInErebor, but call me Rosie in reviews and such.
Now, the story contains Bagginshield themes and such. If you do not enjoy or ship Bilbo Baggins and Thorin Oakenshield, you may or may not get much out of this story.
Chapter One
Bilbo's First
THORIN
When I awoke to the sound of strangled vomiting and sobbing, you can imagine my shock.
I had been a week since I...shared relations with the company's burglar, Bilbo Baggins. It had been a hurried, rough business whilst the others fooled around elsewhere. The memory of the hobbit, quite surprisingly, wrestling his way on top and taking the lead in our venture still left me in a state of bliss. Bodies against one another, his fair curls tangled in my beard and braids after.
Back then, to that evening. I sat up slightly, petting Kili's head to keep him from waking up as I moved. Gandalf was also awake, already moving to the place behind the cave where the misery echoed. Quickly, with a few strides I reached him and uttered a low sound of surprise.
Bilbo was hunched over the bushes, wiping his mouth. His eyes were red and running, small shoulders heaving with fruitless retches and the residue of his tears.
"Bilbo!" I felt myself move forward to catch him, as he threatened to keel over.
"H-hullo, Thorin." He coughed dryly, then smiled at me.
Gandalf, however, was practically beaming. "My dear Bilbo, you have lain with our leader, or have you preserved yourself?"
Bilbo's cheeks went a mottled pink and green and even myself could feel the heat rising beneath my face. He'd found the blood-stained bedroll- I had no knowledge that a hobbit's virginity came so angrily forth.
"Y-yes", was all he could stand to stammer before looking to me miserably.
"Nausea, severe emotional imbalance...my dear hobbit, you are bearing a child."
"A-a baby?" I managed lamely, feeling the blood rush from my face to my middle. Blurs appeared in my eyesight. Bilbo trembled.
"You see, Thorin, hobbits are very special. With the Illuvatar's will, both sexes may have children. Bilbo is carrying the heir to Erebor, or perhaps the future gentle or ladyhobbit of Hobbiton."
Oh, Mahal. I thought I was going to be sick. In truth, I was against the cave. It was after that I swooned into Gandalf with, according to he and Bilbo, a thud of chainmail and muscle.
A/N: *le gasp*
Yes, if you didn't catch it right, Thorin has impregnated Bilbo with his spawn. Gender and name possibilities to be revealed later. Until next time!
May your beards and braids grow ever longer!
Love from Erebor,
Rosie