AN: I DON'T OWN D. GRAY MAN.
Italics= thoughts
Now that that's out of the way enjoy the story.
"Chief Komui!" Reever yelled out. "Stop slacking off and come sign off on these papers". He wasn't sure but he thought he herd a very faint never in the distance. Reever ran his hand through his hair in exasperation as he set off to drag Komui back to work.
MEANWHILE
Komui was skipping down one of the many nameless halls of the Black Order singing to himself without a care in the world. (He didn't know Reever was hot on his trail).
"Lenalee ~ Lenalee ~ Oh Lenalee-e how I love my precious Lenalee-ee". The off key singing would have kept a level two away. What a wonderful day Komui thought as he continued to skip and sing down the abandoned corridor. No missions to send Lenalee and the others on, no work to do (he had tons), the birds are chirping (not really but you get what he means), muffled moans coming from that old room. WHAT! Komui stopped dead in his tracks and stared at the plain door to his right. What sounded like moaning and other sounds, that shan't be mentioned, where coming from behind it. A blush crept up his cheeks as he stood there trying to figure out what to do. Should I stop them? It's not like theirs a rule against it but I can't just let my subordinates do these kind of things during work hours Can I? The moans got a notch louder. I'll just leave them alone.
As Komui turned to leave Reever walked around the corner.
"Chief!" Reever Yelled as he broke into a sprint."You have work to do!" (what else is new). Komui made a break for it but had only made it three steps when.
"Aaaaahhhh!" the scream came from the room that the moans had come from and sounded like a certain exorcist.
"Lenalee" Komui whispered under his breath. He whirled around and went for the door. Reever doubled his speed. Having not herd the moans earlier he assumed Lenalee was hurt or in trouble. Komui reached the door just before Reever who stepped behind him as he wrenched the door open. Giving him a good view of the room (and a bloody noes).
Lenalee was standing in the middle of the room facing the door. Her breasts were hanging out of her open uniform and standing behind her was Allen Walker with pants around his ankles, shirt open, and hands on her hips. Lenalee and Allen froze as they locked eyes with their (uninvited) guests. A moment of complete silence occurred.
"AAAAHHHHH!" the moment passed as all present screamed at the top of their lungs. Komui slammed the door shut as hard as he could while Lenalee and Allen scrambled to cover themselves.
"W-what just happened?" Reever asked. Komui didn't respond. He just stood and stared at the door. The lat few seconds replaying in his head. "Chief?" Reever feared that his mind had broken from the shock. Suddenly a malicious aura surrounded Komui, devil horns grew out of his topee, and his trusty power drill (of death) appeared in his hands.
"ALLEN WALKER PREPARE TO DIE AHAHAHAHAH!" The evil in his voice would have make a Noah run for the hills. He kicked the door down. To find the room empty but for an open window. "YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME WALKER." Komui charged into the Orders interior to hunt his (terrified) prey.
This story could also be named Allens worst nightmare.