so 1 day percy jackson was literally crawling all up on annabeth in a mattress firm store ad i was like dude due cut it out get a room but then luckily tempur pedic man came ad broke them up ad percy looked at tempur's face it was .love at first sight
the gay lord annabeth decides to slap tempur because she's a little b word and she jealous of what percy and tempur has goig on
"Annabeth," Percy says wistfully. "I- I think I'm in love."
Annabeth cups Percy's face as she says, "Percy, I think I am too."
Percy's eyes flared with rage.
"WHO ARE YOU IN-"
Tempur grabbed Percy by the crotch.
Percy's cheeks were flushed with red veins, his lower aching for Tempur's testes.
"Baby I would give you my wifi password."
ANNABETH SLASHED TEMPUR'S FACE YELLING, "HOW DARE YOU THIK OF HIM AS A SEX SLAVE?"
The next day is was all fun in games until Annabeth confronted Tempur.
Tempur was slightly angered by this.
Tempur has had it with Analbeth. "SHUT UP YOU GAY LORD!"
Percy loved the sight of this, and Tempur Pedic Man and Percy Jackson lived happily ever after.