Author's Note: I would post one-shots time to time and it will be all centered on one, Ryuugamine Mikado either as his original gender or as Mikako, when gender bended...If you don't mind any of this then…who am I to stop you? Thank you for stumbling upon this fic and I hope you will have fun reading!

Pairing: Orihara Izaya x Ryuugamine Mikako

Disclaimer: I do not own Durarara!

The Shinjuku informant is WHAT?

In the ever crowded and the busy city of Ikebukuro, despite the fact that for its residents the extraordinary happenings are the norm and nothing could ever really faze them, this particular story seem to be a reminder that they are still humans after all.

"Hey, did you hear?"

"Hear what?"

"There's a rumor going around that Orihara Izaya is…"

"Wha-! No way! That's way too farfetched! I mean who in the right mind would…"

"But he's quite an eye catcher though…"

"Big news! I heard that…"

"I can't believe it!"

"Maybe that's the reason why he stopped coming to Ikebukuro."

"You think? It's hard to believe…"

"Who cares if it's true or not? I am just glad it's peaceful around here…for once."

"No sign of flying trash cans or traffic signs…or humans…I wonder how long it will last?"

"Maybe it's a sign of an apocalypse!"

"Alien abduction?"

"Cut it out you two! Honestly, you two are worse than gossiping housewives! Don't just go around believing in rumors that has no hard substantial facts!"

These were some of the snippets of conversations that were currently going around Ikebukuro, spreading fast like wild fire. And just who was the protagonist of this one particular discussion? Why, it was none other than Orihara Izaya! Despite the fact he moved to Shinjuku after graduating, people would always sight him or know that he was at Ikebukuro by the growls and the flying objects caused by one, Heiwajima Shizuo. Well, we will talk about him some later time. Anyway, even though he moved to another city it was as if, he still lived in Ikebukuro with people frequently sighting him either day or night.

With his trademark, the fur coat that he wears no matter the season and a face that could be considered a model's or some form of celebrity's, it's hard to miss him…or at least it should be. However, for the past month, none of the Ikebukuro residents were able to see him, let alone a glimpse! This was enough to send the people of Ikebukuro into frenzy.

There are numerous rumours going around: Heiwajima Shizuo managed to finally kill him, he was killed by some gang members, got caught by the police or maybe the government and is imprisoned, got abducted by aliens, he had a one-night stand and got a woman pregnant and is currently hiding from her, he was actually an illegal immigrant and got deported, joined the army, and so on. However, this one particular rumour seemed to stick and not fade away like the others did…somewhat…it was none other than that…

"He's married?"

"Shh!"

"That's absurd! I mean, who would actually marry him!"

"Hey, far stranger things have happened…"

"I think I am hyperventilating now…"

"Hey! Don't faint on me!"

"I think I am losing my hearing…can you repeat what you said?"

"Married. Tied the knot. Settled down. Make family-"

"Ha!Ha! Man, I am glad to hear that you finally found your sense of humour!"

"…It's not a joke…"

That's right. The ever infamous informant of Shinjuku got himself a wife! Well, that's what the rumour's been suggesting. Even without any evidence people gobbled up on this particular suggestion and started to add lib on how 'it' happened.

"I bet the poor girl was blackmailed…"

"Maybe his wife is just as insane as him!"

"I bet it was love at first sight…how romantic!"

"Or perhaps the girl was under duress and-"

"Kyaa! That's more romantic! He was in so much in love with her but she wasn't so he had no choice but to threaten her!"

"…Tell me again, why am I friends with you?"

"He met his match!"

"It could be that he was blackmailed!"

"…"

"…"

"Nah! That's impossible! I bet he coerced the girl!"

"Yeah, that's more plausible!"

Some theories were tame while most of them were wild. The residents of Ikebukuro didn't seem to get tired or found it mundane to discuss about the informant's supposed marriage and just more and more stories were being spouted. And a month soon became two…and then three…and the about a year and few months later. The residents of Ikebukuro were greeted by a sight that was rather nostalgic to them.

"You, FLEA!"

"I see you've gotten more stupid the last time I saw you, Shizu-CHAN!"

"DIE!"

"Is that all you've got? It seems you became not only stupider but also weaker!"

"I will KILL YOU!"

Instead of running away like any reasonable person would, rooted on their spot, people just stood to watch the scene in front of them. In a safe distance of course. And despite the fact that it's been over a year, people were able to expertly dodge the flying objects such as vending machines, stop signs, cars, poles and others in a way that would make any gymnasts, dancers, yoga trainers, stuntmen/women and etc. jealous with the flexibility, the agility and the grace they showed while doing so.

"I can't believe I am saying this but I actually missed this…"

"Me too. Who knew we would actually miss this scene?"

"If someone said that we would a year ago I would've gave them a direction to the mental institution."

"Yeah…wanna go there now?"

"…Let's"

"This is what I call extreme exercise!"

"Are you crazy?"

"This will improve my reflexes!"

"Hey, don't go near!"

"Yes! Now I am inspired!"

"Sensei, you mean?"

"I have an idea for my new book!"

"See? I knew you could do it!"

"This new book will be about friendship between two boys, showing their youthfulness through manliness!"

"Alright!...Eh?"

Amidst the crowd the two figures fought on causing more and more damage to the infrastructure around them. It seemed like it was about to reach the climax with the blonde bartender, Heiwajima Shizuo holding up a car and the informant, Orihara Izaya smirking as always baiting and provoking the other with pocket knives ready. Before either the car or the the pocket knives were thrown, both figures stopped abruptly as a voice penetrated through the street.

"Izaya-san, Shizuo-senpai, STOP!"

Everyone turned their attention to a figure running toward the duo. It was a girl, with short bangs and long flowing black hair that looked silky and soft to touch. She had eyes that reminded people of the clear blue sky or the ocean and currently hint of worry could be detected in said eyes. She was wearing a simple short-sleeved, long white dress and a white straw hat with blue ribbon around it as well as white sandals. Perfect for the warm summer day it was today…now if only a certain someone would take off the fur coat that gave people a heatstroke just by looking at it. She looked to be in high school and could possibly pass as a middle school student. In her arms seemed to be a bundle of…a BABY!

"Honestly, Izaya-san. I was just talking with Masaomi for a while and you disappear!"

"But, Mikako! You were talking with him!"

"Your point?"

"Why did you have to talk with him? You are mine! You have me so there's no need for you to talk with another guy, especially that brat!"

People couldn't help but gasp, drop their jaws, rub their eyes, and faint. Orihara Izaya was whining! Meanwhile, the blonde bartender just scratched the back of his head, with the car that he was holding a while ago gently put back onto the ground. And while all the attention was on to the two he silently sneaked away, knowing what would happen soon. Before he left though, he briefly made an eye contact with the girl and nodded at her in greeting then, he was gone.

"Izaya-san! Masaomi is the godfather of our son! Not to mention my childhood friend! He's like a brother to me! You know that!"

"But!"

"You are an adult and this is no time for you to act so childish! What will our son think when he grows up and see his father act like this!"

"Mi-chan~!"

"Don't even try, mister. You are in big trouble. I told you to stop fighting with Shizuo-senpai too, didn't I?"

"Ow! Mi-chan, my ear!"

"Kyah!"

"Ara, Icchan~it's not nice to laugh when your dad's in trouble!"

"Oh, be quiet Izaya-san. Itsuki is quiet right at finding this amusing."

"But…but…it's not fair!"

People couldn't believe what was happening, a grown man being dragged by his ear by a female who looked to be in her teens with a baby being held in her other arm. A baby…a baby that is apparently the girl and the informant's…

"Oh my…did you just hear that!"

"Our son?"

"Hey, I can see a ring on each of their ring finger!"

"No way! The rumour was true!"

"Orihara Izaya is actually married…"

"And he already has a child!"

"He's married and…he's totally WHIPPED!"

Let's just say that it was another extraordinarily ordinary day at the busy city of Ikebukuro.

I had fun writing this! Izaya being dragged by his ear…that is something I would like to see. And it seems like little Itsuki is having fun watching his daddy squirm and reprimanded by his mommy. I had an idea of writing a chapter 1.5 of how Izaya and Mikako ended up being husband and wife…should I? Or should I just jump to the 2nd one-shot? The second shot will be Shizuo x Mikado….I wonder when I will finish writing it?

Thank you all for reading the story, including my ramblings and I hope I can update soon…I need to update my other story…

Until next time~!