Okay people. My last story is a lost cause, and has been since I started it. I kinda knew that. But anyways, I had this idea before and I had a similar story like this one on here a loooong time ago under a different name. I deleted it XP. This story is not to be taken seriously. A JOKE.

Summary: Imagine Sesshoumaru somehow getting sent into the future and being taken in by a human girl named Emily, age 19, and her best friend, 20 year old Jasper. Will love bloom? Disasters occur? Who knows?!

Disclaimer::::I claim nothing but the plot.

"Wake uppp sleeeepy," Emily cooed, tickling a sleeping demon lord with a feather lightly on his nose.

"Go away before I decide to deprive you of your worthless human life," he said with his eyes still closed.

"You wouldn't kill me if you wanted to," Emily said smugly.

"Damn my honor," Sesshoumaru mumbled quite uncharictaristically, getting up fluidly and walking away from her.

"Come back ice sicle lord!" she squeaked running after him.

"What do you want?" he asked coldly.

"Stop the act," she waved her hand in front of herself, as if to brush away his tone. "No one here knows you, it's okay to be a little...you know... nice?"

"Only the weak are 'nice'. I'm not weak. Therefore, I am not nice."

"Whatever," she said rolling her eyes. "By the way, I got you a job," she said excitedly.

"A what?" he asked increduously.

"A job! We'll have to get you more clothes and such so people don't stare but...yea! A job," she smiled. "I thought it was time you started to help pay the bills until you find a way home, you run the power bill up so much I just don't know what to do."

He sighed quietly,"And what is this said job you have gotten for me?"

"You, all mighty puppy boy, are now a proud dog walker," she stated gladly.

His eye twitched slightly, "A...what?"

"Dog walker, silly! I thought it suited you," she snickered.

"I hate you," he said sitting on her couch.

"Awwwh, I love you too Sesshy!" she said plopping beside him and turning the tv on. "Catdog...catdooog, alone in the world was a little catdog," she sang along with the cartoon.

The front door banged open and Jasper cried out,"Honey! I'm home!!"

Emily jumped up and threw herself at his feet, "And you got the coffee! You lovely, lovely man. You are amazing, what would I do without you?" she kissed as his feet and free hand.

He migrated to the kitchen, Emily crawling behind him, and set the coffee on the counter. She popped up and took the caramel frapp. "Thanks," she said cheerfully, and slunk away happily slurping at her coffee.

Sesshoumaru came into the kitchen and asked Jasper, "What is that smell?"

"Heaven," Jasper answered dramatically. "It's coffee. I got you one. You struck me as the kind to like black, but if you don't like it we can put in creamer and sugar."

Sesshoumaru picked up the coffee and sniffed it before taking a small sip. His eyes lit up momentarily before becoming emotionless again and he said, "This will do. I offer you my thanks."

"No problem," Jasper threw over his shoulder as he walked out of the kitchen to his room.

Sesshoumaru looked down at the coffee cup and smirked slightly before gracefully chugging it. How you can gracefully chug something? I have no idea.

'I feel a little...giddy,' he thought after a few minutes, surprized with himself.

Dun dun duuun.

What will become of a hyper demon lord?

If I get 5 reviews I'll keep going.