The Eds' One Thousandth fan fiction
By Dead Promises
Normal day down in Peach Creek, when all of a sudden-
Double D: Hey guys, you're not going to believe the astonishing news I've just obtained!
Eddy: Let me guess, another A plus plus, huge whoop double dipstick!
Ed: Did they finally open the mutant puppy store? ED MUST TOUCH DEFORMED DOGGIES!
Double D: NO! What happened was that we've just made one thousand fictional stories! Isn't that exciting?
Eddy: Sure it is, Double D! Reading slash crap about you and me liking each other as though we were actually gay, or thinking that Naruto or Sailor Moon could actually coincide with this show. Yup, pretty exciting.
Ed: DEFORMED DOGGY JIT-SU!
(Ed transforms into a giant, nine tailed fox)
Eddy: Oh boy, it's "The Day The Ed Stood Still" all over again, whoopee!
Double D: Wait a minute, THEY WRITE US AS A YAOI PAIRING?! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Ed: Must devour the sand-jins!!!!
Eddy: I wonder what's on TV.
OVERALL, CONGRATULATIONS, ED EDD AND EDDY! FOR YOUR ONE THOUSANTH FANFICTION!!
And yes, I did not put that much effort into writing this, but oh well!