Gender Influenced
One Shot

Blaqskies

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

Konoha Diner

"Pst! Sakura!" Naruto whispered to his pink haired friend sitting beside him.

"What do you want now?" Sakura replied to the immature boy, restraining herself from rolling her eyes.

"I've always wondered about Sasuke," Naruto whispered silently while scooting closer to her.

"Great, keep wondering, while I wait for him to get the fries," Sakura said in an irritated voice as she scooted further away from him and against the large white wall beside her.

"I think Sasuke is gay."

Sakura immediately turned her head towards the blonde and smacked him across the back of his head while exclaiming the words, "ARE YOU STUPID?"

"Aiya!" Naruto groaned as he rubbed his poor fragile head in pain. "You didn't have to hit that hard!"

Sakura began mumbling and calmed herself down as she took a sip of her cool ice lemonade she had ordered.

"I'm right here you know, idiots." Sasuke said in an aggravated tone of voice.

Sakura and Naruto suddenly froze. Naruto immediately began toying with the paper napkins, as Sakura began uncontrollably messing with her pink strands. The two felt dumbfounded. Sakura began blushing, with cheeks of bright red, and goosebumps formed across her soft pale skin.

Great. Just great. Think of something Sakura. Come on now, don't make a fool out of yourself.

"Well...Naruto has a point...You never seem to associate yourself with...women." Sakura said hesitantly, breaking the silence, as she wiped her sweaty palms under pressure.

"Hn. I'm guessing you're not a woman." Sasuke muttered as he laid the tray of fries upon the mahogany table.

"Yeah Sakura," Naruto teased under his breath.

Sakura gave him a cold death stare and continued on with her response.

"Well then...are you capable of loving women?" Sakura asked in a high tone as she stretched her arms across the wide length table.

"Yes, you idiot."

Sakura smiled at his statement and proceeded with the unnecessary questions.

"D-do you love any women?" Sakura stuttered with a slight glimpse of hope left in her system.

"No." Sasuke responded immediately.

Sakura frowned in disappointment.

"He's gay, I told you," Naruto responded, turning bright red at his statement, and laughing uncontrollably.

"Shut up dobe," Sasuke replied in annoyance.

Naruto stared at Sasuke, and began laughing even louder at the entire situation. He suddenly got up and left to the restroom. Sakura decided to shrug it off and take a bite out of the seasoned fries that had been laying there cold and untouched. Typical Naruto.

"I don't love women. I love a woman." Sasuke stated after the ignorant blonde boy had departed the group.

Sakura paused for a moment and rethought things over.

"Y-you never told me!" Sakura exclaimed with envy.

"You never asked." Sasuke shot back at the clueless girl.

Sakura became lightheaded and struggled at the thought of another women in his thoughts.

"Who is this woman?" Sakura shouted across the table in frustration.

"You."

Sakura's eyes widened and she paused in disbelief-she couldn't take all of this in.

"You may be this immature, childish, annoying girl-but to me you're a woman, in fact my woman."

Sasuke suddenly stood up and walked out of the diner. Sakura-weak in the knees-stood up as well, paused, and decided to leave it as be. She smiled her biggest smile that day. I'm his woman.

A/N: I had this in mind all day, and I thought It was worth a shot. I hope you enjoyed!
Reviews, critiques, and tips are greatly appreciated!