AN: I didn't write this, someone on youtube did (Snickerand Snow re-wrote this but I LOVE all their Twilight parody songs like Hey There Renesmee and stuff) but this is HI-LARIOUS! I memorize it and sing it whenever I'm just bored (Even though I like Jacob better.. I like Edward a little but I like Jake better :). ENJOY
Hey Edward Cullen (To the tune of Hey There Delilah by the plain white Ts) From an Obsessed Teen's POV (she's 13)
Hey Edward Cullen
What's it like to be a vampire
Going hunting with your brothers
Burning leeches in a fire
How does it feel?
Oh god! I wish that you were real
I'll be your meal!
Hey Edward Cullen
It's not nice of you to dazzle
All those unsuspecting fan girls who'd wish to see you in a towel
Oh yes it's true
We're all just so in love with you
And Bella too.
OH! EDWARD PLEASE BITE ME!
OH WHY WONT YOU PLEASE BITE ME?
OH EDWARD CAN'T YOU SEE?
OH EDWARD PLEASE BITE ME!
EDWARD PLEASE BITE ME!
Hey Edward Cullen
Changed my name to Bella Swan
And now I'm waiting at Forks High School
Asked some guy to run me over with his van
Awaiting for your helping hand
You'll be my man
Hey Edward Cullen
Guess what I just bought a dog!
I named it Jacob Black Junior
And it smells like skunk and crap!
Please take it back!
You can do whatever you want to
Eat it if you wish
OH! EDWARD PLEASE BITE ME!
OH WHY WONT YOU PLEASE BITE ME?
OH EDWARD CAN'T YOU SEE?
OH EDWARD PLEASE BITE ME!
EDWARD PLEASE BITE ME!
Now I'm sitting in the hospital
My doctor's name is Carlisle
Now this is getting hard for me to bear.
My niece Alice came to visit me
She dressed me up for prom you see
I broke my leg so I could have a cast.
I finally got a date today
He didn't sparkle I'm sad to say
I accidently called him by your name
And you're the blame!
Hey Edward Cullen
Heard that you were getting married
Half expecting you'd send me an invite in the mail
I think it's best
I put my wedding dress to rest
I'm so upset
Now I'm crying out my own eyes
Time for good byes!
Edward PLEASE MARRY
ME!
OH EDWARD MARRY ME!
EVEN THOUGH I'M JUST 13!
OH EDWARD MARRY ME!
WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH
WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH
WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
Sob Sob :(
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