Don't You Know Who I Think I Am?
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN ANY OF THE HP CHARACTERS OR LYRICS FROM RANDOM BANDS!! All I own is this plot, Ash and Mark...yea, that's it.
Summary: there really is no way to describe this story right now..but don't you worry! i'll come up with a good summary!...i hope...
And guess what? I shall post the new chapter next time! Because I have a VERY limited amount of time on the computer,...so yea, tomorrow for sure! 8D
nah, i'm just kidding but it IS sort of short, but oh well, better then nothing..so ONWARD KIDDIES!
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Hermione's summer could be described in two words: extremely random.
For one, she was in the states. She had a pen pal named Ashley Komiya there. Ashley, or ash for those who didn't want to get beaten into a bloody pulp, had been writing to hermione for about three years, and after a whole lot of insisting, coaxing, and a few death threats, she got her to come spend summer holiday with her.
Hermione was sitting on the front porch with a tall glass of iced tea, her head moving side to side, as if she was watching a tennis match, as she watched Ash and her brother Mark arguing.
" YOU BITCH! I AM SOOOO GOING TO KICK YOUR SORRY ASS!" Ash screamed
" No way man! it's YOUR fault!!" Mark yelled back
" How the fuck is this my fault?! YOU were the one in charge of the squeegie, and cleaning the windows!"
" What the hell does that have to do with this?!"
"Hmm, let't think a minute shall we? The windsheild on MY car is broken, and the squeegie is snapped in half! Now, WHO was in charge of the squeegie again?"
"...oh yea..."
Ash's eye started twitching...a sure sign of imminent doom, and with a shriek of rage ash tackled him and proceeded to cheerfully beat him to death.
" I, OW! don't, OW! understand why, OUCH! you can't OWIE! just fix it with OWOWOW! magic! OOF!" he wheezed as she sent a fist into his gut.
" Oh yea, duh!" she said cheerfully as she got off of him, took her wand out of her back pocket and said "reparo!" the glass instantly melded back into a single pane and fit itself into her car."
" I hate you...so very much." Mark said as he winced, both eyes now black and blue, and holding his sprained arm.
" Heheh, sorry about that mark..." she said sheepishly
" whatever." he said, mumbling what sounded suspiciously like 'just wait till' tell my mommy on you'
Ash and Hermione burst out laughing. Ash jogged up to the porch, stole Hermione's glass, and took a gulp.
"So, is our big shopping trip still on for tomorrow?" she asked wiping her lips.
"Hells yeah, mate!" Hermione affirmed, both girls exited, as Hot Topic, Zumiez, and all those other wonderful stores awaited them.
well, theres chappie one! it sucked, i know, but i'm trying! it will get better, promise!
i better not see any flames! or SOMEBODY'S child is going to pay! 3
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