A/N: pure and utter nonsense is this story! not really meant to be taken seriously, just here for fun. I really don't care if i get reviews, but if you wanna leave 1, go for it.
Chapter 1: Main Street
I ran toward the long line, dragging Tamaki by the arm as the rest of the Host Club trailed behind us. I stopped us at the end and Tamaki breathed heavily to catch his breath.
"Did we have to run the whole way?" he panted.
"Oh, come now, Tamaki!" I smiled, cheerfully. "You're at the Happiest Place on Earth! Why wouldn't we run the whole way?"
"You need to save your energy for when we get into the park," Haruhi said. "We'll be doing a lot of walking."
"Not to mention a lot of standing around in the lines," the Hitachiin twins retorted. "It sure takes a lot of energy to do that."
"Oh come on!" I exasperated. "Don't give up on me already! Look, once we get in, you'll forget you were ever tired, and you'll never even notice if you're out of breath, you'll be having so much fun! Now…" I dug my hand into my pocket. "…here are your tickets." I handed their tickets to them and they examined them. "Don't lose those. They'll get you into both parks."
"May I ask why we're at a kiddy theme park?" Hikaru wondered, raising his hand.
"It's not like there's a lot for us to do, is there?" Kaoru finished, raising his hand also.
"I'll get a map and show you," I said as the line moved and us with it. We all walked past a person who scanned our tickets and we stood for the last of our group to come out of the line.
"Alright," I sighed, opening a map. "Now, if you want, we can all split up, regroup for lunch, split up again, regroup for dinner and fireworks, split up again for the last hour or so then head home. What do you guys think?"
"I think we should stay together," Haruhi replied. "We'll be better off, and we won't have to regroup so much."
"I agree," Kyouya said, fixing his glasses.
"Everybody else?" I wondered and they nodded. "Good. Then we'll start with Tomorrowland. It's the closest after Main Street. We can check out the shops on the way down."
"Yay!" Honey cheered then looked up at Mori. "Takashi, can we buy some sweets, please?"
"Sure," Mori replied and Honey cheered again.
"Alright then," I smiled and rolled up the map to stuff it in my pocket. "Let's go."
We all started down Main Street. Honey dragged Mori to the candy shops, Hikaru and Kaoru strolled toward the magic shop, Tamaki dragged Haruhi from one shop to another, showing her all the things he liked, which was everything, and I ended up with Kyouya, sauntering from shop to shop, browsing aimlessly.
"So, how did Tamaki convince you to come?" I wondered as we scanned through some sweat jackets. He looked at me with a small frown.
"What do you mean?" he asked, sincerely.
"Oh, come on," I smirked, leaning on the rack to face him. "This isn't your kind of place. It's Disneyland. What did Tamaki do to convince you to come?"
He smirked slightly and continued looking through the jackets.
"He gave me the eyes," he shrugged. "And I thought it might be a good way to boost our profits. We could use some of these themes as ours."
"Oh, like what you did with Alice in Wonderland, right?" I nodded. "Have your own version for the girls."
Kyouya nodded and pulled a sweat jacket with Jack Skellington's head on it.
"It's very you," I smirked and he looked at me with wide eyes. "I could see you watching Nightmare Before Christmas."
"I'll have to rent that sometime," he replied, putting the jacket back.
"You should get that jacket," I insisted. "If we get on the wet rides and you're still soaked come night-time, it'll be cold…like freezing. Trust me."
"Alright," Kyouya nodded and pulled the jacket back out. "Let's look around a little more."
"Okie dokie," I smiled and impulsively slipped my arm through his, but he only smiled down at me as we walked toward a connected store. "So how did he get the Twins here?"
"They weren't much of a problem," he replied. "All we had to do was tell them there were rides and whatnot and they agreed."
"I just hope everybody has fun," I smiled then hugged his arm. "Even you."
"I might," he shrugged again. "Theme parks aren't really my thing."
"You'll like Haunted Mansion," I guessed. "I know you will."
"Jenna! Jenna!" Honey called as he ran toward us and Kyouya and I snapped our attention to him as he and Mori came to us. "Look! Takashi bought me rock candy!"
"Pure sugar, those are," I smiled, detaching from Kyouya as he walked to a register to pay for his jacket.
"They're so good!" Honey grinned, holding up a stick of Rock Candy to me. "Have some!"
"No, thank you," I smiled back. "Enjoy it. I'll get some later."
"Jenna!" Tamaki called, running toward me with Haruhi trailing behind him. "Look at this! Isn't it genius?!" He held up a small box with Tinkerbell decorating it and opened the lid slowly, a goofy grin on his face as he watched for my reaction. A little figurine of Tinkerbell came up and a song began to play as the little Tink twirled in her place.
"Tamaki, it's a music box," I said, unenthusiastically. "It's a Tinkerbell music box. You can put jewelry in it."
"Isn't it genius?!" he asked again, his face totally lit up, his eyes glowing with awe.
"Not really," I said, hesitantly. "But, if you think it is then it's cool, I guess."
Tamaki's grin grew wider and he threw his arms around my neck in a suffocating hug.
"Mon ami! You have faith in me!" he cheered.
"You shouldn't encourage him," Haruhi advised as Tamaki let me go. "He'll only get worse as the day goes on."
"I can't help it," I shrugged as Tamaki walked to Haruhi. "It's one of the things I like about him."
"Haruhi!" Tamaki cheered, shoving the music box in her view. "Do you like it?! I'll buy it for you! Do you want it?!"
"No, thank you, sempai," she replied, pushing it out of her way. "I don't have much jewelry to put into it."
Tamaki bowed his head dramatically and a dark cloud appeared around him.
"You can buy it for me, Tamaki," I smiled, tapping his shoulder. "I have some stuff to put in it, and I love Tinkerbell."
"What's Tinkerbell?" he asked, looking up at me in blank confusion. I groaned as a tear drop appeared at my forehead.
"Never mind," I replied. "Just buy it for me."
"Ok!" he cheered and ran to a register to pay for it.
"I sometimes forget how moody he is," I grumbled.
"Hey, we're bored with this now," I heard in stereo around me and looked from my left to my right to see Hikaru and Kaoru on either shoulder. "When are we gonna get to ride all the roller coasters and stuff?"
"Soon," I replied. "As soon as Kyouya and Tamaki buy their things." I turned to them and they entwined their arms to sling their arms over each other's shoulders. "Did you guys get anything from the magic shop?"
The twins nodded and held up a blank can each, with devilish grins on their faces. I narrowed my eyes in suspicion at them but inched closer to the cans. They popped open and a pair of springy snakes smacked me in the face. I backed up with a shout and glared at them as they burst into laughter.
"You guys are hateful," I grumbled.
"Ok! Let's go on the rides now!" Tamaki called as he and Kyouya walked toward the rest of us and I looked around at them as they held their bags of stuff.
"Looks like we'll have to get lockers," I sighed, rubbing the back of my head in thought.
"Lockers?" Kyouya wondered. "Why?"
"Well, you guys don't wanna be dragging your stuff around with you while you get on rides and stuff, right? Having to stuff them somewhere safe and making sure you don't forget them on your way off the ride. Too much hassle. Come on, we'll go get lockers."
I led them out of the store and back down Main Street toward the entrance and City Hall. We went into a large room filled with bustling people and lockers and we all located empty ones. Tamaki and Haruhi shared one, since it would be filled with mostly Tamaki's things. Kyouya and I shared one, even though we weren't going to buy a lot of things. Hikaru and Kaoru shared one, of course and Honey and Mori shared one as well.
"Ok," I sighed. "Now that that's done---"
"Wait!" Tamaki called and we all looked at him as he dug through one of the bags in his locker. "I bought something for you, Jenna!"
"I know," I replied with a confused frown. "You can give me the music box later."
"No," he said, still rummaging. "I changed my mind and bought you something you'll like better."
"What?" I wondered, my frown deepening.
"A book." He finally emerged from the bag and handed me a small book. On its cover was a boy with a red sash on his head fighting a pirate in a storm as he hung from the mast of a ship.
"No way!" I breathed with a grin. "They had it?!"
"You said you had the whole series except the last book, yes?" Tamaki smiled. "Now you have the last one."
"Thank you!" I cheered and hugged him fiercely.
He chuckled and whispered, "You're welcome, Princess," as he wrapped his arms around me to hug me back. I hurriedly opened Kyouya's and my locker to put it in with his jacket.
"Ok, we should head to Tomorrowland," I suggested. "We're burnin' daylight."
"Can we stop at the candy shop again?!" Honey wondered, his eyes wide as he begged me to say yes.
"But you just got Rock Candy!" I chirped. "You need more sweets?!"
"I'd like some fudge," he smiled then turned to Mori. "Can we buy some fudge Takashi?!"
"Sure," he replied flatly and Honey cheered.
"Oh, why not?" I sighed. "I'd like a Jaw Breaker anyway. We'll stop there before we get to Tomorrowland."
We all shuffled out of the locker room and down Main Street, yet again. We all went into the candy shop and Honey ran to get some fudge, dragging Mori by the hand behind him. I strolled toward a rack of candy and grinned as I pulled out a huge round Jaw Breaker on a stick, Haruhi next to me.
"Wow, that's a huge lollipop," she breathed in wide eyed awe.
"It's actually a Jaw Breaker," I corrected. "And yes, it's huge. It'll probably last me all day."
"May I have one?" she asked.
"If you want," I replied, pulling out my wallet and counting out five dollars. "They're around five bucks. It's money well spent since it lasts all day."
Haruhi nodded in agreement and found a Jaw Breaker on a string for herself to hang around her neck and we paid for them after Honey and Mori paid for they're sweets.
"Haruhi! What's that?! I want one, too!" Tamaki suddenly appeared and bounced around her.
"Go get one then!" I said loudly to save Haruhi. "They're over there…" I pointed him in the direction of the rack we got them from and he bounded in that direction. Haruhi gave me a grateful smile and I gave her a welcome nod.
"Ok," I began, opening my Jaw Breaker to start at it. "Now that everyone has what they want from here, we'll start at the rides."
"Quick! Let's ditch Milord while he's still paying for his candy!" the twins laughed and Hikaru grabbed Haruhi's wrist as Kaoru grabbed mine and they dragged us down Main Street, Kyouya, Honey and Mori trailing behind, not caring whether they left Tamaki behind or not.
"Wait!" I called. "That's mean! We shouldn't---!"
"Hurry!" Hikaru laughed.
"Milord's face is gonna be so funny when he sees we've taken you and Haruhi away from him!" Kaoru finished, also laughing.
"Which way is Tomorrowland?!" they asked.