Hey there wonderful kittens! So this was inspired by a How to Annoy Harry Potter Characters thing that I read last night. Please remember that I haven't finished season nine, it got to the fifth to last episode and then started over from season one so now I have to wait a few months before I can catch up... Anyhow, enjoy this please! And if I think of anything else for a character I'll make a second chapter. Or if someone suggests a character.

Dean Winchester:

1: Ask him if he's read any Destiel fanfiction.

2: Explain to him what Destiel is.

3: Make him read Destiel fanfiction. (Bonus if it's one of yours.)

4: Look up Destiel fan art and show it to him.

5: Burn all his porn magazines and DVDs.

6: Tell him you ate his pie.

7: Insult Baby.

8: Go shopping and "accidentally" forget the pie.

9: Get cheesecake instead.

10: Tell him it's the same thing.

11: Tease him about how he helped Charlie flirt with a guy.

12: Tease him about his crush on Doctor Sexy.

Castiel:

1: Kidnap Dean.

2: Call him from Dean's phone and inform him that you've kidnapped Dean.

3: Be sure to give him the address of where you are.

4: Don't forget the angel warding.

5: Ask him if it hurt when he fell from Heaven.

6: Tell him Dean is a demon.

7: Call him Clarence.

Sam Winchester:

1: Ask him what it was like to have Satan inside him.

2: Snigger at the dirty subtext you used.

3: Explain to him Sabriel or Samifer.

4: Or better yet, do both.

5: Ask him about his Daddy Issues.

6: Call him Moose.

7: Or Sammy.

8: Call him a Dumbledork.

9: Make a "Yo Mama" joke.

Crowley:

1: Ask him if he's an angel.

2: Tell him you gave Abadon his address.

3: Tell him you're a Winchester.

Kevin Tran:

1: Replace all his coffee with the decaf version.

2: Tell him you need him to translate another tablet.

Garth:

1: Tell him he's been Garth'd.

2: Refuse his hugs and purposefully be seen hugging everyone else.

3: Give him a beer and laugh at him for being a lightweight.

4: Ask him if he needs a flee collar.

5: Give him a silver necklace as a gift and pretend you mixed it up with someone else's. (Bonus if you say the real gift was a box of dog biscuits.)

Abadon:

1: Tell her you're a Winchester.

2: Tell her you think Crowley is better than her at ruling Hell.

Balthazar:

1: Call him Castiel.

2: Invite him over and make him watch Titanic.

3: Sing "My Heart Will Go On."

4: Ask him where his trench coat is.

Benny:

1: Call him a monster and hide behind Dean.

2: Ask him if it hurt when Dean broke up with him.

3: "Accidentally" cut your hand and ask him if he wants to kiss it better.

Charlie:

1: Insult her hacker skills.

2: Tell her she has no soul because she's a redhead.

3: Ask her if she kissed Dean.

4: Insult Hermione.