Our story begins in Toon City just before Christmastime. The town was blanketed with snow, the trees were being trimmed, and everyone was making up their Christmas lists.
At Sora's house, everyone was in the fancy living room, watching TV.
"Jake, You're not wearing the sweater I made you." Leni walked in, noticing Jake Long in his casual wear.
"Uh... Well, it's a little warm in here." Jake then said.
"Don we now our gay apparel." Leni said, annoyed. Sighing, Jake puts on his sweater, which is basically similar to the Christmas sweaters that Mabel makes.
"Doesn't get much gayer than this." Jake muttered.
"Sora, tomorrow's Christmas Eve, and you still haven't gotten a tree. " Leni said, concerned.
"I told you, Danny, Jake and I are on dipsaluscious vacation. What part of that don't you understand?" The Keyblade holder said, bored.
"Guys, it's literally the only thing I've asked you to do. Please?" Lori then said.
"Jake, tape this for me." Danny groaned.
"Sorry, dawg. The DVR hasn't worked since you tried to tape Thursday Night Football." Jake then said.
Cutaway Gag
Danny is setting his DVR for the Bears/Packers Thursday Night game, that is until the Justice League bursts through the door in a furious manner.
"Do you have the express written consent of CBS and the National Football League?" Batman demanded as he raised a batarang.
"Just CBS." Danny nervously said as Batman threw the batarang at the DVR, exploding it to bits.
End of Cutaway
"If you get us a tree, I'll make sure Santa brings you a new DVR. Please?" Luna pleaded
"Crap. How come I have...? Commercial!" Danny said as he lightened up, then he went outside and cut down a tree and rushed right inside.
"Here's your tree! Merry Christmas to all and to all shut the hell up." Danny said, hurriedly as he placed the tree in the tree holder.
He was about to sit, until Luna interrupts by saying, "Ah ah ah ah, before you sit down, we're due at Luke's for eggnog."
Danny groans as he said, "Can't we tell them your mother died, Luna?"
"I won't lie about something like that, Danny." Luna said, getting her winter gear on.
"God, when did Christmas become so complicated?" Danny muttered, annoyed.
Meanwhile at Sherman Peabody's bedroom, all the kids were gathered and had concerned looks on their faces.
"Alright, everybody! It's the holiday season so we've got a lot of things on the agenda. We've got to hang the lights on the tree, prep the field for the annual Christmas Bowl. And last, but not least, tomorrow night is our yearly white elephant gift exchange." Sherman said, making everyone groan.
"Sherman, you've gotta call off the white elephant!" Gerald begged.
"Yeah, you know Luan always pranks us by getting us terrible gifts!" Johnny test then said.
"Every year, her gifts ruin Christmas!" Jimmy Neutron groaned.
"Yeah, I love my sister, but she doesn't know when to quit!" Lincoln sighed.
"You remember the glove incident, don't you?" Dee Dee asks.
"Don't remind me." Dexter said, cringing.
"Criminy, and I thought it was humiliating enough when Sherman laughed at Penny and Pacifica and Mabel fighting over a dress at the mall." Helga sighed.
Penny glares at Sherman as she snapped, "Sherman, how could you? You think that getting punched is funny? It's not!"
"I'll admit it's not funny that you got hit, It's kinda ridiculous that you and Pacifica fought over a pair of clothes!" Sherman said, nervously.
Penny glares at Sherman and punches him in the face.
"FINLAND!" Sherman said, dazed before coming to his senses.
"Every time you think you're gonna get something you want then, BAM!" Helga said, annoyed. "Luan swoops in, steals your good gift, and you're stuck with her prank one!"
"But this year's gonna be different, this year, we're gonna give her the horrible gifts!" Jimmy then said.
"But there's no way of knowing if she'll pick the right gift!" Libby said.
"It's impossible to rig it!" Sherman said.
"It's not impossible if the odds are stacked in your favor!" Jimmy said.
"What do you mean?" Lincoln asks.
"I mean I've got a plan!" Jimmy said, drawing his diagram on a whiteboard. "The order of the white elephant gift exchange is decided by picking random numbers out of a hat! But what if it wasn't random? What if we write the exact same number on every piece of paper and pretend to have our numbers called! Yes, what could it be? What's something Luan and Lane wouldn't want to steal? Something even Lane would find absolutely horrible!"
"Mr. Coconuts decapitated?" Lucy asks.
"A pie in the face?" Gerald asks.
"No! It's a known fact that Luan and Lane hate anything school related!" Jimmy then said. "Keep doing this, gift after gift! Nothing but school accessories until Luan is the only one in the game who hasn't stolen anything. Leaving no choice but for her but to pick the last remaining gift we set up for her. And that's where you guys come in, I already bought the school stuff. We just need to find the worst possible gift for Luan."