I thought of this the other night. You liked the sour starburst one, so now I'm gonna try this! Let's see if Inuyasha can withstand one ofour favorite sandwich shops.

-Randall Flagg2

(1)

Inuyasha stood outside the building with Kagome, looking at it bitterly. He didn't know why he had listened to her at all. He wasn't a big fan of being in her time. But on the other hand, he did not want to hear the dreaded command that resulted in him flying face first into the ground. And anyway, she did say it was for lunch, and he was not one to pass up free food.

"Who is Mister Sub Kagome? It's a weird name."

"It's not a person Inuyasha, it's just the name of the restaurant. And I'm sure you'll like the food here."

They stepped into the restaurant and Inuyasha suddenly fell to the ground covering his nose. An awful stench was radiating from the counter.

Kagome sighed. He must have smelled the vinegar they used on the sandwhiches.

"Um, ma'am, why is your friend laying on the ground?" said one of the short order cooks. Kagome was about to say something when Inuyasha jumped to his feet, looking angry.

"What are you trying to do?! Kill me with that stench?!!" Inuyasha snarled.

The cook looked at him puzzled. "You mean this vinegar stuff we use?" he said, squirting some onto a sandwhich. Inuyasha fell to the ground again. He jumped to his feet after a few moments and sprang at the cook.

"I'll show you!" Inuyasha shouted. He grabbed the vinegar bottle and ripped it open. Vinegar spilled out all over the floor. The cook glared at him.

"You better pay for that or it comes out of my paycheck!"

Inuyasha grabbed him up by his shirt collar. "I don't have to pay for this you little freak! But you're going to pay for trying to poison me!"

The cook wrenched free of Inuyasha's grasp and picked up a telephone. He dialed nine one one.

"Hello? Yeah... yeah we've got a nutcase customer here and-"

Inuyasha jumped over the counter and tore the phone from it''s cord. He flexed his claws.

"If that's how your going to be then-" Before he could finish what he was saying, the entrance door to the sandwhich shop was broken down and a throng of police officers ran in, guns raised.

"Put your hands in the air or we'll open fire!" one of them shouted.

Big mistake.

In one swift motion, Inuyasha unsheathed tetsusaiga and swung it towards the ground. Kagome winced as a blast of bright golden energy flew out of it.

One minute the shop was standing there, the next minute there was nothing but a pile of rubble.

(2)

Inuyasha dug himself out of the rubble. So much for the sandwich shop. Oh well. It had caused him too many problems, so it deserved what it had gotten. Again, he was not too fond of being in Kagome's era.

It was then he saw Kagome standing to one side. She was glaring and her face had turned boiling red. Inuyasha had a feeling he had just made a big mistake.

"Wait! Kagome please don't do this I-!!"

Too late.

"SIT BOY!!!!"

BAM!!!

THE END

Finis. Now click the little button in the corner please.

-Randall Flagg2