Alright, time to get this started. i am finally beginning my story about invader zim and some spyro here and there. please keep in mind that there will be ALOT of swearing and alot other graphic stuff such as gore, Alcohol, drugs, sex (although the sex scenes are not going to be very in detail, sorry perverts XD) and a bunch of other stuff, please put your criticism in your reviews. there will be alot of side characters so please add potential human/irken/dragon characters if you want them then in the story and see how they play out. however, i get to decide their deaths and such (yeah im evil) please give details about them (skin color, personality, gender, race, etc) anyways heres my story.

"And over all these virtues put on love, which binds them all together in perfect unity" Colossians 3:14

Humans...such strange beings, everything about them is completely foreign to the irken race...their religions, their families, their feelings. to think that a few monkeys would grow to a "perfect" race, but they are not, like us all, they have flaws.

so many feats to their evil, greed, lust, power, anger, vengeance, heh, those are the only things we have in common, feats of pure evil. humans have so much to learn...their "nice" feelings are just proof of how immature their race is...no wait...no their feelings are proof of how they are much wiser in heart rather than mind...maybe the irkens are the ones that are immature...

2098 AD London, UK

" in other news, the irken empire has completely split in two, after the mysterious assassination of their leaders, red and purple irken generals and other leaders fought over who gets leadership and has lead to massive split in the irken empire, human intelligence have yet to know what each side goals are and the UNEA has yet to choose which side should join forces with or rather to stay out of it..."

Channel 5

" To be honest with you, i dont think we should go up there and help them out, let them settle their own problems, and who knows? this might be beneficial for us, if they drive themselves into instinction guess whos gonna be the top dog huh? this guy and his entire race!"

Channel 15

" There are children dieing in their planets, their battles are killing each other, and the split up is not the children''s fault! we need to get up there and help those dieing kids!"

" the Damn kids are bred to kill for god sakes! the minute we go up there to help them they are gonna try to rip up our necks and eat us for food! let them fend for themselves!"

Channel 29

" The question is what are each sides goals, what do they wish to accomplish? conquest? trade? Total Extermination? We need to know NOW!"

" What about the irkens living on earth now? or what about the other colonies? mars, Mercury, Saturn! are we gonna kick them out of there own homes? this is inhumane!"

" whats so Inhumane about it? they are not even Human!"

Humans and Irkens may have little in common and might even hate each other guts for reason that are obvious, greed, power and vengeance. but the one thing we are good at, the one thing that causes this much commotion is because... we are very good at WAR...

i know...i have fought along side my race, and the humans aren't so different...i know...ive seen it myself

May 2, 2011, Abbottabad Pakistan, Operation Neptune Spear, 1:12 AM

we were in the chopper waiting, to change history. to kill a man that the world hated but to the man's people loved...

"Zach!"

I looked at the SEAL

"you ok?"

"yeah, im fine"

"good, remember your taking point once we get in"

the chopper approaches the compound i readied myself and droped in by rope. as soon as we hit the ground we were under fire by osama's courier, a SEAL shot him dead, i ignored the body and continued on, as i went up the stairs we saw his son, we resisted and we also had to kill, then i saw him, the target, he was peering over the railing above us, i wanted to end it there i shot at him but i missed and he retreated back into his room.

we chased him there and two little girls ran out "Grab the kids outa here!" i yelled as a SEAL grabbed them out of harms way. we barged into his room we saw him and his wife, the wife jumped infront of him like a human shield, a SEAL shot her in the leg to cause her to fall. then i was all set, i had a clear shot, i saw fear in his eyes, the fucking asshole who killed many was finally gonna pay! "REST IN HELL MOTHER FUCKER!" i yelled then i took two bullets in his chest and his head, it dripped in blood i was happy he was dead...i know it was a option to take him prisoner but the asshole deserved it. then i realized, what the fuck am i thinking? i wasn't a human why should i care if i killed a planet's most hated person.

2098, London UK

earth become my target, then my prison, then my home. i didnt killed a great evil for my sake, i killed a great evil for earth's sake. i thought i was gonna cry, i killed a man for nothing, just to get vengeance for many nations, what did he ever done to me? i was unsure with my self, and i am certain you, who is reading this FUCKING story is too,

Now, what am i doing now? well i've pretty much traveled the world, witnessed mankind's great triumphs and great failures. and now irkens can even live in this world, i think thats about to change...with the split up and mankind's choice of who to side..there may be massive outbreaks, riots,protesters peaceful AND violent, marches, mass executions, control, total government control, no freedom. irkens and humans are at the brink of great peace or great war.

now where do i go in this? by now you realized I am "zach", but really i am alot of people, until of cource the world discovered my existence, and let me live here with open hands. not like i have a choice. anyway im talking to this recorder to let everyone of earth know what happened...i have a feeling that there wont be diplomacy, no trade, no peace. just war. and i am gonna miss it all out while the battle takes place on irk while im stuck here in earth, in banishment, by the end of this year i promised my self to leave earth and see this through weather i join one side or the other.

only time will tell, what will be the fate of mankind? or irkenkind? hell, i just wanna live to see the end.

looking at this now im pretty sure this is a bit of a mind fart for you guys, dont worry, this is just a prologue things will make since soon, in the meantime please take you time on the criticism on this and if you would like a character in this story please leave one at your review or PM me, im hoping this story has gone at a good start! plus, dont worry, i wont be writeing about action scenes LIKE THAT agian those were dull and boring the new ones im making are Gorey and awesome thanks for reading so far! - VAL