What shall we write, huh?

Disclaimer: We want colorful disclaimers! No, really, we're just bored to create something wonderful!

This is a series of drabbles that include our two favorite characters namely, L and Raito!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FIRST SCENARIO

Poke Raito's eye twitched as he felt another assault at his ribs by his insomniac captor. "Ryuuzaki..." he growled. " I know that I'm a Kira suspect and all but why, pray tell, has poking got to do with you investigating me?!"

"I'm just checking your rate of irritability, Yagami-kun."

Sigh "...I believe it has increased, seeing as you have been poking me for the past 15 minutes..."

L looked at him with his wide eyes, allowing Raito a sudden reprieve from his ministrations. He placed a finger on his mouth. "But Yagami-kun, don't you think that this is a rather fun way of investigating? Just looking at monitor screens all day is, after all, boring." And wow, he said that seriously.

Raito scowled, almost ready to retort a question on why, in all the goodness of heaven, did L force themselves in front of the freakin' computer monitors all day if he freakin' thought it was boring.

...then another thought hit him.

"...Ryuuzaki... I wonder how high your rate of irritability is..?" an evil gleam passes through his eyes and Ryuuzaki found his blood freezing.

"Ano...Yagami-kun...You cannot possibly push through what I think you're thinking..." his voice trailed.

Suddenly, L felt dark vibrations emanating from the other man.

And that, my friends, is the only thing that could have prepared him for the hell that was to come.

CHAPTER TITLE: POKE

A/N: We need to cut this short as we now need to be...separated! TTTT

Inner selves: What the hell?

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