Ok, I'm going to give you a quick preview of yourself. Your name is Siji Hawkeye, you are 15 years old, you have long; I mean very long(up to the hips) silver blue hair, you have pale blue eyes, you are '4 "10(WOW!I know), you are quiet a lot of the times, hardly smiles, high-tempered, and slick. You like to hang out in the trees, and look out your window. You are not very social but understanding person. You can even be cold a lot of the times when someone gets you pissed off. You like to wear your favorite sleeveless flame T-shirt, baggy black pants, finger-free gloves, and a red sash as a head-band. Oh yea, almost forgot...You have 14 siblings(4 sisters and 10 brothers which are all 21 which makes them twins, and I mean all of them) and you live with your father with them. You must also remember that you always had loneliness in your eyes along with anger. You never felt pain or being loved ever since a innocent occured in the past. SO pretty much you fight to protect your family at all costs.
(start)One day you are looking out your window when there was a knock on the door. 'Siji! Lunch is ready!' Ruby has called through your door(for she is one of your sisters).You then got up and went down stairs where everyone else was taking their seats at the dinning table. Just when you were about to take a bite of your stake, there was a knock on the door. You look up seeing everyone at the table is looking at you. You knew what they were about to say, so you got up to answer the door. When you got there you see a tall red-head at your door along with a taller guy with orange hair, a guy shorter than him with gel hair, and another one who was nothing more about 5 inches taller than you for he had black spikey hair with a white star-dust pattern behind his bangs. You knew it was bad news, so you look at Rattles who happened got scared with the glare you gave him but shook his head as in he didn't do anything. You then look back at the 4 guys in front of you then left back to the table to eat your stake. The guys were a little cautious when they entered in but still remained calm. Just as the guy with the gelled hair was about to speak, everyone at the table pointed to their father or to a man with a thick ponytail.
Kurama~*ahem* Mr. Hawkeye, may you please step outside. I would like to talk to you about something. For I apologize for interrupting your afternoon but it is urgent.
Venom~*turned around* I'm listening.
Kurama~ We are sent here to investigate a robbery that occurred over night at the Volt of the Demon World. And in your previous records, you have committed many robberies in the past in your teens. And the head of the Demon World has declared that you, Mr. Hawkeye, are under arrest; in so doing, we will help clarify your name. So please come with us. If you refuse, we have been ordered to take you in by force.
Ruby~*sigh* The exact same sh*t that happens to every innocent man when they are nothing more but enjoying his meal.
Coil~ Thats why I hate detectives. For they only see whats in front of them, not the whole picture.
Tsume~ Why won't you just leave and let us enjoy our lunch in peace.
Kuwabara~ Come on! Didn't you just hear what Kurama just said?! We are here to clear your old man's name!
Siji~ Pointless.
Kuwabara~ Huh?
Yusuke~ What do you mean by "pointless"?
Siji~....
Yusuke~ Hey! I'm talking to you!
Rose~ Sorry about that. Siji isn't the talkative type of person and hates it when she has to repeat herself.*sweatdrop*
Rattles~*under breath* Not to mention, a cold-hearted bast-
Rattles got cut off 'cause you punched him in the gut but no body didn't see you do that.
Everyone was amazed except your family of course. You got up 'cause you finished eating until the orange haired guy( you still don't know his name yet)grabbed you, causing you to drop the plate.
Kuwabara~ What is your problem?! We just asked to have your pops to come with us and clear his name! So what is your problem?!
Yusuke~ Kuwabara! Let her go! You said that you'll never hurt or lay a hand on a girl, and look at you! It looks like you're about to pound her face in!
Kuwabara~*mad and under breath* But it was his fault any way, that punk.
Kuwabara let you go. When he did, you hit him right between the legs. Causing Kuwabara to fall to his knees.
Scales~ Ha Ha! Look, he's bowing to her!*talking to siblings*
Stingy~ Yeah!*chuckles* Thats funny.
While everyone was teasing Kuwabara, you look to your left to see the short guy looking at you funny. You knew what he was up to, so you talked to him telephah. This startled Hiei, making him stop reading your mind. You just enjoy teasing people, even black-mailing them. Thats when you saw another guy by your door and he had a pacifier in his mouth.
Koenma~ I see you are having a tough time to bring the kid in.
Yusuke and Kuwabara~ 'The Kid?!'
Venom~ Long time no see Koenma.
Koenma~ Same goes to you, Venom.
Venom~ Why is it so important for you to see my daughter?
Koenma~ Its true of what they said earlier, a rubbery was made last night and a description was made of a young kid running off with 'The Blade of Enternal Youth', and we believe your daughter might be involved or an actually suspect.
Venom~ I know her. She is not like that. I think you have the wrong person.
Koenma~ I am very sorry but it is the only way to clear her name.
Rose~ But why would anyone try to blackmail Siji if she has never left the house for a very long time?
Venom~ I don't know but everything will be ok, right Koenma?
Koenma~ That, I can't give an direct answer to. I have to see if-
Rattles~*interrupted Koenma*Ooo. First time in 10 years someone is tryin' to play Siji out. Oh, what you do, Siji?*teasing*
You just gave him a deadly glare for that really shut him up. You then signed and walked up to Koenma with your hands up to him(note that he is also way taller than you are).Everyone in the house just looked at you surprised and yet confused.
Fang~ Siji, what are you doing?
Pearl~ Siji, don't do this! You know you are innocent! Why take charges of something you didn't even commited to?!
Siji~ I'm bored and I want to get the hell out of the house.
Everyone did an anime fall. And Orochimaru got up in pure curiousty.
Orochimaru~ Siji, did Rattles drug you or something?! Or you just got plain retarded?!
You then got very mad and started to chase him around the house. Everyone in the house has an anime sweatdrop and is trailing you chasing Orochimaru with their eyes. All they can pretty much hear Orochimaru begging for forgiveness but you just cuss him out and said that he was the retarded one to say something in front of guest or anyone in the house. Eventually, you two come back to the dinning room. Orochimaru was trying to trick you by leading you into the wrong direction. In his intempt to fool you, he fell over the couch and this gave you an adventage. You jumped over the couch to just land on him. Nobody moved from their places for they worry that they might get involved in the fight and that's when they all hear punches being delivered behind the couch. About 5 clear blows were made until it got quiet; that's when you came out from behind the couch untouched but still a little mad. All they know that you mumbled something under your breath and that you left the house. Bones then walked over to the couch and then started to crack up. Everyone was confused but figured that he was still drunk, so slowly one by one everyone walked over the couch and yet started to crack up as well. For they see Orochimaru laying on the ground as if he was shot at and there were fist impressions on his cheeks, on account with a black eye. So pretty much, he was f**ked up.
Yusuke~ Wow, the kid sure does have fight in her.
Kuwabara~ Don't forget that he did beat the hell out of his own brother!
Yusuke~ Yo, idiot! Siji is a girl! A "SHE"!!
Kuwabara~ What? But I thought Siji was a boy all this time!
Skulls~ He must be brain-dead or he didn't hear us when we mention Siji as a "sister"?
Tsume~ Probably both.
Skulls~ Yeah, probably both.
Siji's family~ Yep!
---Later That Day---
Lets just say that everyone understood what was going on and let you go off with Koenma and the others. You still haven't learn the gelled hair guy's name nor 'Mr. Quiet' over there, who was about 3 feet ahead of you. After a long 10 minutes of walking, Koenma opened a portal right in front of you. You still don't trust these people but got into the portal without hestitation. The others later followed. As soon you got into the portal, you appeared inside a office. You thought to yourself,"so...this is the binki bastard's office." You then again felt someone going through your thoughts and looked behind you and see Shorty(remember you still don't know his name) looking at you. You gave him "I know its you" look but he simply gave you an "Hn".You then sat down in a chair far away from the desk just knowing it was going to be a long conversation. Finally, Koenma steps in.
Koenma~ I see you already made yourself comfortable.
Siji~*just glared at him*
Koenma~*ahem* Siji, welcome to my home. I understand that you haven't done anything wrong that deals with the robbery at the Volt.
Siji~ So...Why am I here?
Koenma~ I was looking for a liable person that would love to join the Spirit Detectives in a tournament coming about 3 months. I was looking for someone who hasn't in his OR her life been in a tournament and would like to be in one. SO what do you think?
Siji~....*seems a little annoyed*
Koenma~*sweatdrop* Um, you can take your time to think it over. Just remember that, the Dark Tournament begins within 3 months, so while you are waiting, you can train and build up your skills or strength or whatever is that you do. You must choose, you either join my team, The Spirit Detectives or you can go back home and do whatever you always do in there?
You then closed your eyes for a moment then opened them again.
Siji~ Fine. I'll join, but in one condition.
Yusuke~ Huh?
Koenma~*sweatdrop*Um, what is that you have in mind?
Siji~ That I am responsible for everything that happens in this house. For your house is MY house, so I can do whatever I do at home here. Got it?
Koenma~ Ok, if it is fine by you.
You then got up and left the room, leaving Yusuke and Kuwabara a little nervous.
Yusuke~ Hey, Koenma. Are you sure that was a good idea?
Koenma~ What do you mean, Yusuke?
Yusuke~ I mean, let her be in control of the house.
Koenma~ She hasn't said anything like that at all. Where are you getting this from?
Yusuke~ Well, Siji said herself, that at home, she is in control of everything; I mean EVERYTHING!
Koenma~ Don't be ridiculous, Siji would never do that, for her father is the owner of the house-hold and controls everything.
Yusuke~ Well, that's not what she said.
Then all of a sudden, there was a huge crash down stairs, for this worried everyone. Before anyone got through the door, Hiei rushed down stairs to see the event occurring in the kitchen. When he got there, he sees Botan hidding under the table. She pointed to the kitchen and Hiei went in; to what he sees, there are broken dishes on the ground. "So, this was the sound that went off eariler" Hiei said in thought; and that's when he heard another voice in his head. "I'm glad you finally made it, for I was going to kill the cheeky onna for dropping soup on my head. Not to mention, it was extremely hot." Hiei went farther into the kitchen to see you with no shirt on, only a bra. For you are washing your T-shirt in the kitchen sink and when you saw him looking dead at your bare skin, you just looked away and sprayed cold water on him from the kitchen hose. Hiei got mad of what you did but you ignored his stare. So you just walked right pass him and up stairs to a room. Hiei turned around to see where you went and soon realize that you went into HIS ROOM! He thought to himself "oh hell no", as if you were planning to do something crazy beyound belief. He rushed up stairs to his room and swung it open in order to stop you from even trying something rash. But it was too late, you were wearing one of his shirt's in replace of yours. You can tell that Hiei is even more mad at you but he just let out a "hn" and walked out. When he left, you couldn't help but let a smile form on your face 'cause of your work. Then you went down stairs to see what else you can do to flip the house upside down. But when you got there, you heard laughter. You turned around to see that the guys are laughing at you. You gave them all a glare 'cause you just hate it when people laugh at you but you pretty much knew why they did. The shirt you were wearng was a bit too BIG, like something you would wear to bed. You couldn't help it to just walk up to someone and just wack him on the head; so you did just that to Kuwabara, for he was the closest. Everyone stopped laughing then Yusuke just bursted up laughing because of what you did to Kuwabara. You then sat down to a near by table, away from the guys so you would be at your own peace. You just folded your hands at the back of your head and closed you eyes. Kurama then got up and walked to the kitchen to make you a snack. Thats when Yusuke walked up to you.
Yusuke~ Um, hey, Siji?
Siji~*opened one eye*...
Yusuke~ Um, is it true? Of what you said eariler about being in complete control of your own home and everything that goes on?
Siji~*raised brow*Why?
Yusuke~ Huh? Oh, well, because I just want to know how our lives will be like before I have to go by your rules.
Siji~...*sort of glaring at him*
Yusuke~*sweatdrop* Maybe just a hint, please?
You could tell that he was getting nervous all ready. You really want to surprise him and everyone what was going to happen in these 3 months, but you couldn't resist a nice reaction from him.
Siji~*closed the eye*Lets just say...If you go by my rules...You'll survive...And if you don't...*silent*
Yusuke~ Well?
Siji~*saying it with a invisible smile*...You'll die.
Yusuke~*gulp*
Some time passed and Kurama comes back to the room and gave everyone ham and cheese sandwiches. You still didn't trust them almost thinking that he could of poisoned your food but ate it anyway. When you finished, you put your plate into the sink, thanked Kurama by bowing, and went up stairs. Just as you got there, the "cheeky onna" was there as well.
Botan~*nervous*Well, I'll escort you to your room.
Siji~ Feh.
Thats all you said and followed her to a room not to far from Hiei's room, just about three doors down. When you got to the door, she apologized of what happened eariler. All you did was nod and she just left. You opened the door and to your surprise, you liked your room already. You have a queen size bed with black silk coverings and sheets, crimson pillows and curtains, a beautiful black dresser with a huge mirror, a night-table by the bed, and your very own bathroom(just a shower/tub and sink...no tiolet, sorry). You really liked it a lot and thought to yourself "I think I'll go easy on them for this week". And again, you felt someone tapping into you thoughts and you just knew who it was, but you decided to have some fun first. So you acted as you were a date line and Shorty(Hiei)was your first customer.
Siji~*acting as a sexy girl* Hello, this is the date line. How may I be in service?
Hiei~ Don't even try anything stupid you onna or you'll regret it.
Siji~ Excuse me, sir? I will like to have the name of the person I am speaking to so we can continue on with our...CONVERSATION.*you said the word, conversation, with desire*
Hiei~ Hey! Don't start it Siji, I'm not joking around!*getting more mad*
Siji~ Oooo. Is the BIG man getting mad? I like it when my men are...a little…RAW.
Hiei~*studdering* C-Cut it out! Y-You are m-making me feel w-weird!
Siji~*giggles* Its called desire, sir. If you like, I can give you my number and maybe some time we can meet up, and maybe...Just maybe, we can do a little more than just...TALK?
Hiei~ I-I'm g-gonna kill you.
Siji~ Its my pleasure, bye.
You then felt no one in your head anymore, just knowing your job is done.
Siji~ I start to like it here even more.
