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Aoko was going to get her revenge.
Chasing the boy around with a mop didn't count as revenge really; (At least in her book.)
No…avenging her dignity required more 'horse power' than any mop could release.
(Though Aoko would never dare admit it, she didn't mind the unruly haired boy's strange fetish with flipping her skirt; she actually enjoyed a reason to chase him about the class room in a spontaneous fashion.) But it was time to show the young boy what the consequences are of flipping girl's skirts.
And how simply evil it is.
And what better of a time to extract this than Halloween?
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insert time skip here
To this day, (which it is now June 14,) Hakuba cannot comprehend how the girl pulled off what he dubbed 'Aoko's revenge.'
How she got the leaf blower into school?
But we must start at the beginning ne?
The detective reasoned that since it was close to all hallows eve that it was easy enough to get Kaito in the skirt.
The image of Kaito in a slightly 'much to mini for anyone's comfort' is forever burned into blonds brain, something that will show up in the worst of nightmares.
…
Not to mention the undeniable fact that the boys legs were far too hairless for any normal seventeen year old.
Hakuba still wonders if this is why the class's pure minds are forever defiled.
Or perhaps it was the sound of the boy screaming in a high pitched, girly voice, which was somehow heard over the loud roar of the leaf blower, that had snaked its way under the skirt, where the breeze would get right under his boxers, (which, were far, far too short and tight for any boy to be able to properly breathe) sending a wave of air where the sun don't shine. (Only in Hakuba's recollections will there ever be such improper grammar.)
But in all seriousness, what scared Hakuba the most was not the banshee scream the magician let out, but the pure maniacal and evil laugh that Aoko bellowed after the boy jumped and clung to ceiling as if the whole room was covered in slimy, wet, slightly smelling fish.
Even thinking back on it, it brings tears of horror to the detectives face.
And let's not forget the day after, when Kaito came to school, earlier than even the teacher, staring at the blackboard, horror still unhinged from his face.
Hakuba grimaced at the recollection, seeing the boy cackle as he ran away from the psycho mop brandishing girl.
"Some people never learn." he mumbled as he sat down, retrieving a Holmes book from the safety of his bag. Watching them, he grinned.
To this day, Aoko never said sorry about the blower.
Which is why Kaito flips her skirt twice a day.
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...This probably doesn't make ANY SINCE.
Alas...
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