Eragon The Musical

by Under an Aegis

We have replaced every chapter with a songfic basicly so ummmm first up Shade of Fear to the tune of shut up by the black eyed peas flames are not accepted this isnt serious so dont take it seriously. Has mild coarse lingo but thats about it. Enjoy!

Eragon: the musical

by Cybersoul and her bestie

disclamer: roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rrhyme but this one dosn't. We don't own eragon and no dragons were harmed in the making of this musical. A few dwafs got 3rd degree burns, but they don't matter. They don't have feelings. They're not people like you and also do not own any of the original songs used in this musical. We wish we were that cool. ;)

Act 1, Scene 1

Shade of Fear

To the tune of Shut Up by Black Eyed Peas

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Durza

(Arya)

Durza

It's Durza

Durza (x8)

We gotta take the egg,

gotta take it to Osilon

but Faolin and Glenwing fall

and the smell of Urgal's strong

and I'm runninnnnnnggggg

to get away from Durzaaaaaaaaaaa

he's gonna take my egg, yo.

(Durza)

Me and the Urgals were hidin' (you know)

waiting for them

waiting for 'em to bring our egg back to us (you know)

or the boss man will kill us ( you know)

And I said to all 'em,

spread on out, hide behind stuff

kill those f**king hoes, make the b*tches pay

make them rue this little, effing day

but then suddenly the wind changed

they smelt Urgals and turned away

and they started running the opposite way (the egg!)

and I revealed my super-secret attack, (the egg!)

"Why don't you just give me da egg, elf

Or ill have to make you ma b*tch

Give that egg now!"

(Arya)

Durza

It's Durza

Durza (x2)

We gotta take the egg,

gotta take it to Osilon

but Faolin and Glenwing fall

and the smell of Urgal's strong

and I'm runningggggggggg

to get away from Durzaaaaaaaaaaa

he's gonna take my egg, yo

(Durza)

Why do horses have to run so fast?

Watch this it's freaking awesome "Garjzla!

Oooh, take that now you don't have no horse,

Ooooh! You want some ice for that buuuurrn?"

I was standin there in my B-Boy stance

then an arrow came and wham! You aint got no friends

and I dont use no double negatives

so why don't you come with me

and talk wit' some bad gammar

I'm burnnin' the forest to get you to listen

Why do you have to be so damn fast

I yell, "Get her, shes the one I want!"

My homies got ma back saying

"We Urgals

We kill stuff"

Your forest's burnin' now, babe

You can't do nuthin' now, yeah

Nuthin' coz I am

(Arya)

Durza

It's Durza

Durza (x2)

We gotta take the egg,

gotta take it to Osilon

but Faolin and Glenwing fall

and the smell of Urgal's strong

and I'm runningggggggggg

to get away from Durzaaaaaaaaaaa

he's gonna take my egg, yo

Durza

It's Durza

Durza (x8)

(Durza)

Then I heard some screaming

Bitch was killin' ma boys

I never been a quita

So I jumped in front of her

She was all "You dont scare me!"

Then she ran some more

I said "I don't thank so!"

(Arya)

There's no way out for the egg!I know!

I'll use my super elf powers!

(Durza)

"Don't send it! You dont know what your doin'!"

(Arya)

Yes I do!)

(Durza)

Don't send it! You don't know what your doin'!

(Arya)

Yes I do!

(Durza)

Some jerk called Eragon will pick it up!

(Arya)

"Go to Carvahall, egg! Before Durza get's you forever!"

Durza

It's Durza

Durza (x8)

(Durza)

You sent the egg, baby

Now I start killing, baby (x9)

(Arya)

I sent it awaaaayyyyy

I sent it awaaaaayyyyy

I SENT IT AWAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!