So it's about 1:00 am I can't sleep so I'm going to write about random interviews with the cast of…Fairy Tail.
Note: These might be really messed up because I'm sleepy.
W -me
ND –Natsu
H – Happy
LH –Lucy Heartphilia
- Dumb musical into theme starts-
W: Welcome everybody to our first episode of Fairy Tail interviews. Our first guest is the famous, reckless destroyer of stuff Natsu Dragonil!
ND: Umm how did I get here?
W: We got Grey to drug you and then put you in a sack.
ND: What the hell I'm going to get that little son of a b-
W: Oh don't worry we'll ask you to do the same thing later.
ND: Yes!!!
W: So our first question is: Natsu, where did you get your scarf? (Horrible question I know)
ND: Well I was on a job traveling between different dimensions when I met this guy with glasses black hair and a lighting shaped scar on his face.
W: And….
ND: Well he was flying on a broom and he flew right into me for no reason so I set fire to his hair and took his scarf.
W: …So you mean to tell me you beat up Harry Potter, I mean some guy and then stole his stuff.
ND: Hey I was young I was foolish I needed the work
W: Weren't you part of a guild
ND: …Shut up.
W: Ok then second question and probably your last because you set fire to an iconic persons hair, and I don't wan to get into the mess with the fangirls and Hogwarts. How old are you?
ND: Umm well you see ah. Can I use a lifeline?
W: What? You don't know how old you are?
ND: Well no. I couldn't past through the barrier
During the battle but I'm not over eighty, am I? No seriously what the crap am I? Arghhhhh!! – Starts punching his chair.
W: -takes out a stick- Bad Natsu Bad!
ND: Awww
HP: (you got to be kidding me if you don't know who this is) There's the bloody bastard who tried to kill me
HP, R, and H: Get him
Harry potters fangirls: You will die for burning Harry's precious hair! Die!!!
ND: Oh shit! Help me – runs as possible out of the studio-
Everyone else: Follow him! Die!!
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W: O…K.A.Y then, our next guess is none other than the cute and adorable mage: Happy!
H: Uh Hi
W: -hugs happy- I love cats 3
H: I'm not a flipping cat!
W: Oh ok kitty 3 your first and probably only question since the writer of this show is slowly falling asleep is: Do you like cereal there is only one right answer?
H: Um yes I guess. I especially like Luck Charms. Uh are you ok?
W: Wrong Answer!!! Cry Benehime!
H: Holy Crap I'm going to die!
W: No just maimed horribly. Blue cat!
H: Nooooo!
After the mess of blood and blue cat fur was picked up
W: I'm sorry for the disturbance to our viewers but I HATE cereal. Oh looks like time up, we'll be back next time, so see you soon!!!
I'm sorry but I really do hate cereal. I'm really sleepy, and I think I'm the only one on this earth that thinks Knifewrenches are great ideas. And yes i'm crazy