A/N; The hunter isn't a self insert, just a sadistic/assasin type character that's been floating around in my head lately
Princess Starr Amber Autumn Annabelle Meriwether Jones brushed her long cascading curls. Her glorious locks shone like shiny gold in the bright shiny sunlight and cascaded down to her knees like a shiny glorious waterfall. Her Hypnotic and Luminous Violet eyes© sparkled with happiness as she finished dressing. Oh what a dress! It was bright pink with many ruffles and ribbons and ruffles and bows and ruffles and sparkles and ruffles and sequence and ruffles and bows and ruffles and beads and ruffles and sparkles and ruffles and ribbons and ruffles and jewels and many many ruffles. It went down to the floor and it was wonder she could walk in it, let alone trek all over Middle Earth in such an outfit, but that was the awesome power of Princess Starr.
She heard a knock on her door.
"Come in!" Her captivating voice tinkled like a bell. She had won many hearts with her voice, anyone who heard her sing fell in love with her instantly. Oh it was her fiancée Prince Legolas! Her one true love!
"My one true love!" he strong purposely into the room and took her into his arms. "Oh how I bless the day you found that necklace in the woods and travelled here to middle earth!"
"Yes my love, If I had not come here I would never have found out that I am the long lost sister of Arwen and princess of Rivendell!"
"Do you not miss your old world?" he asked.
A pure crystal tear ran down her check.
"They were so cruel to me there," she cried. "They yelled at me and called me name because I was different and..." Princess Starr Amber Autumn Annabelle Meriwether Jones paused to sniffle. "Made me do homework!"
"Oh the horror!" her future husband cried. "Forgive me love, I did not mean to make you remember such horror! Oh tell me how I can make it up to you?"
"You truly love me?" She asked staring into his dreamy eyes.
"Yes love, I knew from the moment I first saw you. Even though we have only known each other three days this can be nothing but true love!"
"Kiss me," she cooed. "Kiss me my love."
She leaned in to kiss him then there was a blinding light.
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She woke up with a dizzy sensation in her head.
"Ooooh..."
Her Hypnotic and Luminous Violet eyes© fluttered open and she realised she was tied upside down over a pit of lava!
A finger was waving near her face.
"Wakey wakey sunshine," a voice cooed. She had trouble seeing but from her position she could tell it was a woman with long brown hair and wearing some kind of leather armour with a sword at her waist. Her sword! It was pure gold a covered in jewels, never mind that such a weapon would be useless in battle and probably stolen, it would work anyway.
Such was the power of Princess Starr.
"Give me back my sword!" Princess Starr Amber Autumn Annabelle Meriwether Jones commanded.
"Nah, I think I'll keep it," the strange woman laughed and twirled the sword around. "Maybe I'll kill you with it, or donate it to the homless or something."
Princess Starr sniffled. No! Not that! She couldn't bear the thought of the filthy hobos getting their hands on it! Never mind Princess Starr claimed to be the most compassionate person ever, if it wasn't pretty it was useless to her.
"What did you call it?" The Stanger asked.
"Ainuyaxë," Starr said proudly. "It means princess of battle."
"No it doesn't," Her captor told her. "It means holy cow."
"You cannot defeat me! You're not even pretty!"
"Minor details," her kidnapper waved a hand dismissively.
"Who are you fiend?" She commanded. "You will not get away with this, my true love will save me!"
"Bite me," the woman replied. "Plus he's not saving you."
The strange figure pulled a lever and Princess Starr Amber Autumn Annabelle Meriwether Jones fell into the lava. Her Luminous Violet eyes© would never again glaze into the eyes of her beloved, her oh so shiny hair disintegrated and her dress with its many ruffles and ribbons and ruffles and bows and ruffles and sparkles and ruffles and sequence and ruffles and bows and ruffles and beads and ruffles and sparkles and ruffles and ribbons and ruffles and jewels and many many ruffles became nothing as she was burned alive.
"That'll teach her," the saviour of sanity...*ahem* I mean, foul murderer muttered.
"I thank you most dearly," Prince Legolas thanked his rescuer. "If there's any way I can repay you..."
The Mary sue hunter waved her hand modestly. "It was my pleasure. Down the hall, first door on your right, it should take you home."
The hunter sat down and looked at her computer screen with a smirk. It was time to choose a new victim.
A/N; The hunter isn't a self insert, just a sadistic/assasin type character that's been floating around in my head lately. My best friend told me the description of the dress made her brain melt and my brain was ready to strangle itself in a mercy killing :)
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