A drunk, a goat, and a tavern

by Gloriously-Cee

Alright, it was never my intentions of this happening. I mean, it's not my fault I drunk three bottles of ale, two shots of straight liquor, and a weird bottle full of stuff that the weird guy um, or was it a girl...? That sold to me stated was full of "MOTHERFUCKING MIRACLES!" Anyways, this is how I got attacked by a goat, kicked from a tavern, annnnnd drunk alot of beer!

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