July 12. 2021
Err...hi. I'm Al. That's Albus Severus Potter to you, whoever you are. Merlin, this is strange, I'm talking to myself. Or rather, to a book.
How pathetic.
Okay. I think I should explain why I'm in this pathetic situation to begin with.
See, I have a rather large secret. My life depends on it. And there's no one I can trust with it.
So I've resorted to this. Well, what can I do? Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Oh, and before I forget, we should establish something. THIS. IS. NOT. A. DIARY. My little sister keeps a diary. This is a journal. A very manly journal.
So, it's time for me to tell you my colossal secret.
Wait
For
It...
Okay here it is:
I
fancy
the
pants
off
Alice
Augusta
Longbottom.
Told you it was a life and death matter.