First off I'd like to thank Freya for inspiring me with "Burmecian Rhapsody." This is a take on "Sympathy for the Devil." The song is not by me duh, but by the Rolling Stones whose lyrics are used a little bit. FF7 is obviously not owned by me as well.
Sympathy for the SOLDIER
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of inhuman strength
I've been around for about 30 years
Stole many a man's lives and minds
I was 'round when Professor Hojo
Had his moments of insanity
Made damn sure that Shinra
Was dead before the morning
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
What's killing your planet
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around Mt. Nibelheim
When I found I was made through alien cells
Burned the town, killed its people
Little Tifa screamed and fell
I rode a tank
Held a 1st class rank
When the Shinra raged
And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
What's killing your planet
Is the nature of my game
I watched with glee
While Cloud's false memories
Ate him up and drove him insane
I shouted out,
"I'll never be a memory!"
When that blond butcher
Cleaved me through
Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of inhuman strength
I lay traps for my drooling clones
Who get killed before they reach the Northern Cave
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name
What's killing your planet
Is the nature of my game
Just as every AVALANCHE is a criminal
And all the SOLDIERs saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Sephiroth
'Cause I'm in need of some Lifestream
So if you meet me
Show some fear
Say your prayers, and your goodbyes
Use all your spells and limit breaks
Or I'll lay your soul to waste
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name
What's killing your planet
Is the nature of my game
Then it goes on as "Woo hoo! Ah yeah! Tell me baby! What's my name? Tell me honey! What's my name?..."