Me: What!?
Tails's mom: Don't worry, the kids won't be much trouble, they're little angels.
Me: But I though I was only babysitting Sonic!
Shadow's Mom: Well we're all going on vacation together
Me: So you're leaving me with eight kids!?
Knuckle's mom: Basically
Me: frustrated sigh For how long!?
Cream's mom: Only a week.
Rouge's dad: And you can call me on my cell if you need anything at all turns his cell phone off behind his back
The parents all put their kids on the couch. Four year old Sonic, five year old Knuckles, three year old Jewel, four year old shadow, five year old Rouge, three year old Amy, two year old Tails, and two year old Cream stare back at me from their seats. (I know that doesn't really make sense with their real ages, but work with me OK?)
Me: stares at kids
Kids: stare back at me
Me: cough Well, um...hello there.
Sonic: points at me You're boring.
Me: I've only been here for less than a minute
Sonic: Yeah, but you can tell a lot about a person in that period of time!
Me: OK...well, what do you want to do?
Tails: Oooh! I know where his parents keep the chainsaws!
All kids: cheer
Me: Ummm...what would you do with chainsaws?
Shadow: Learn to juggle of course!
Me: Ummm...how about this? holds up the Candyland board game
Cream: Yay!
Knuckles: mumbling Juggling would have been more fun
Me: OK, you play, I'll be right over her sits in a chair and turns on the TV
Meanwhile, the kids are formulating a plan behind my back.
Knuckles: Then, once she's covered in peanut butter, we take a bucket of oysters and...
Sonic: How 'bout we just make a break for it?
Amy: Aww...but this game is fun, and the pieces are so tasty! sucks on a plastic game piece
Jewel: Umm...Amy, the game isn't really made out of candy...
Amy: looks at piece, then shrugs and sticks it back in her mouth
Tails: OK, on three, sneak away.
All: Right
Tails: Ummm...four, eleventy, six, three!
All kids: run into the kitchen
A few minutes later, I realize it's become very quiet in the room. I look up and see that the kids are missing.
Me: jumps up Oh no! Sonic, Tails, Amy?! runs around the house in a mad panic
Finally, I look in the kitchen, and see them covered in Peanut butter at the kitchen table.
Me: What on earth are you doing!?
Shadow: looks up We were hungry, so we're making meatballs?
Me: that's Peanut butter!
Tails: yes, but peanut butter was on the floor.
Tails: (if he doesn't notice that there is a mop on the floor, we can get it wet and dirty and put it on his head)
Me: OKAY!
I put the kids for a nap and I slip on a banana peel
Me: OK WHO DID IT?
everyone point to Amy when sonic smells like bananas
Sonic: (oh no)
spanks sonic and he cries
I need help as well!!! help here!