South Park : Yugioh
fuck you fat ass
ever sense the beging of time
there was one man
and inside that one man he had
a pocket but inside that pocket
there was one card
a card that had 5 pieces
a head
two arms
two legs
and a fucking chest piece !
KABOOM !
welcome to SOUTH PARK :: YUGIOH !
a 5 chapter epic story line of the quest to save exodia from the evil turd
MR HANKEY
grab your balls and get ready to burst with excitement
ITS TIME TO RRRR===rrerrerer READ !
i'm like the kiba sorcecer of all sorcersers i summon BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON -Carmen
fuck you fat ass you can't summon him without putting two cards into the grave -kyle
HUMPHPMJHIMPJJH -Kenny
yeah fatso kyle's right you cheated ! -stan
OKAY ... OKAY... i admit it i cheated but i still beat all of you so haha i win i get the chocolate chip cookie -Carmen
WHAT NO FAIR, you just admitted your a cheater give me what's mine we took a bet -Kyle
SHUT UP KYLE this is my cookie the only way youuuuuuuuu are going to get this back is if i get to slap my slippy nutsack across your face!-carmen
no way fat ass. now give me that cooki...-kyle
as carmen eats the cookie kyle grew furious despertly trying to get revenage kyle thickens his plot
when carmen told the group that he needed to take a dump and it would be a while kyle ransacked threw his yugioh cards desperently searching
for something he could use to get back at him for what he did that is untill he found ... the most exciteng thing ever known to a jew
which was the ultimate card ... the exodia and all 5 peices!
kyle leaped for joy as the rest of the group grew amazed they never knew he had the best card ever to know threw yugioh
carmen runs downstairs coming back from his pleasent droppings of kids in the pool
youuu guyys i told you to wait for m... WAIT A MINUTE WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING KYLE !-carmen
why didn't you tell us you had this mighty card its so amazeing i never knew you had exoida DUDE DO you know HOW MUCH this thing is WORTH ?-kyle
uhmm well ya know i never thought about it like that... should we sell it or something ? -carmen
HUMPHPMJHIMPJJH -Kenny
KENNY YOUR A GENIUS WE COULD PROBABLY BECOME RICH OF THIS CARD GUYS LETS GO TO THE CARDSHOP-carmen
as the gang headed to the cardshop on the downtown of badstreets
they ran into
TIMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-timmy
out of the way you retard we have buissness to do-carmen
yeah timmy we have to sell this really expensive card to become very rich and famous and that way fat ass can get all the food he wants while buying us manions and pools filled with liqur-Kyle
KYLE SHUT THE FUCK UP... why would you give away the fine print kyle... your such a jew. only a jew would let everyone know our plans! KYLE I SHOULD KICK YOU OUT OF THIS PACT WE MADE... there is only one thing you can do to save yourself now KYLE.. you must... and i mean you MUSTT...
suck on my balls. kyle..
go ahead kyle
you like that funky taste i shaved them last week so no need to worry about the hairs kyle..
no need to worry-Carmen
FUCK OFF YOU FAT PEICE OF SHIT.. i will never suck your balls no matter how much you beg me and quit it with the whole kicking me out this was my IDEA i started it and i will get a peice of the riches wither you like it or not so YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SLIMY FAT ASS that only eats oreo's for the CREAM...i mean
who does that WHO THE FUCK eats oreo's for the CREAM ALONE... are you a racist CARMEN.. you fucking RED NECK ! -kyle
no easyyyyy kyle no need to show you got balls here.. i was just playing... jeeezz... jew's can never take jokes don't worry kyle you will get something im sure of that... now get out the way timmy-carmen
do you think i c. c ...cc...cc could join you guys?-timmy
DAMMIT FUCK NO TIMMY dont you get it this is a ... a b c and d party so F YOUR WAY OUTTA THIS DISCUSSION... im tired of it this is MY CARD and i will get MY MONEY.. kyle gets some because HES A JEW, and has great ideas STAND GETS SOME BECAUSE he STOOD up for ME when i got picked on KENNY GETS SOME BECAUSE HES GONNA DIE SOMETIME FROM HERE BUT ALWAYS MANAGES TO COME BACK ALIVE ! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO TIMMY... WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU ACTUALY DO... i mean all you do is come here and sit on your fucking wheelchair and yell TIMMMMYYYYY... well WOOOUPIE fucking do..
dip my wick in a cherry tree because i can do that' infact i wish i could be a non main protaganist unlike myself so i didn't have to read this AWLFUL fucking SCRIPT that this moron CLOUD KNIGHT is writing right now i MEAN seriously ?
yugioh in a fucking south park EPISODE... are we having a pandemic ? like shit almighty somebody raise the STAKES here and go ALL IN cause im gonna put exodia in a fucking south park show like im the only one WHO EVER thought ABOUT IT BEFORE and claim im top SHIT because I WROTE IT WELL GUESSS WHAT
this script SUCKS and FUCK THIS YUGIOH SHIT... i just wanna sell my cards and make my ricches.. split devide and im outta here.. come on guys.. lets go
we got exodia to sell !.-carmen
the group left shortly after that leaving timmy on his lonesome.. apon walking into the district they spot CHEIF the love SHACK CHEIF ! and of course he saw them so he had to talk to them before they left him in the dust as well..
AYE AYE CHILDREN !-cheif
chief what are you doing here-kyle
nothing much just macking some ho's while i cook the finest chillie and grits-cheif
yeah well that's nice and all but we got to get going we have things to do COME on guys -carmen
things to do ? now what could be so inmportent that you gotta leave me clueless about -cheif
Kyle don't you say one fucking word.-carmen
CARMAN is GONNA SELL HIS EXOIDA YUGIOH CARD AND WE ARE ALL GONNA BE FITHY RICH AND BASK INTO ALL SORTS OF GLORY-kyle
AH FUCK YOU KYLE DAMMIITTTT you dirty jew !-carmen
aye aye children don't worry i won't tell nobody-cheif
thank you cheif at least we can always count on you-carmen
yeah thanks cheif, your the best !-kyle
AAYYYYYYEE EVERBODY CARMAN HAS EXOIDA AND HE PLANS TO GET RICH OFF OF SELLING THE CARD-cheif
suddently the crowd heard what they needed to hear! a quick get rich scheme and all they had to do was get there hands on exoida
they marched violently agenst them and running up and down they hurrased the poor kids over what claims to be exoida the legendary yugioh card that can make you fithy rich if you plan indeed on selling it!
the kids ran behind a parking lot where they spotted their good old friend barney bin ladin
dammit kyle you always got to ruin stuff for us, like what the hell is wrong with your brain if we can make MILLIONS why do you have to go and FUCK IT UP by telling the ONE PERSON that will willing tell EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PERSON IN THIS TOWN-carmen
sorry carmen i didn't know, how am i suppose to know people would go crazy over this one crazy idea we have-kyle
HUMPHPMJHIMPJJH -Kenny
fuck off kenny i didn't know-kyle
YOU GUYS GOT ANY CHOCOLATE ?-barney bin ladin
oh no it's barney bin ladin,, dude i thought you was dead didn't you get like shot in the face or something? ?-stan
OH MY GOODNESS, dude i totaly saw you get beat up by amercian forces they were like PEW PEW PEW and POW POW Pow and they were all like WHERE ARE THE BOMBS and you were like I dunno What u r talkin about ... and they were like SMACK pow BOOM fuck you in the ass with a stick and you were all LIKE MY PEOPLE will GET YOU FO DIZ... and i was like AHAHAHAHAH what a doucebag .. it was awesome-carman
WHAT YOU SAW WAS VERY WRONG AND INCONSTUDITIONAL OF MY RIGHTS AS A CITZEN OF AMERCIA-barney bin ladin
dude your not even from here how are you a ciztien-stan
FUCK YOU BIN LADIN no way were you a citzen like us with your crazy blowing up tatics of dynamites and shaving cream-carmen
fat ass is right how could you be from here? and more inmportently how are you alive ?-kyle
I AM AN UNDERCOVER C-I-A AGENT also Specializing in the VOTE OR DIE GROUP!-barney bin ladin
a shot came from the distance and before we all knew it barney bin ladin was assasasinated and his blood ran streams of the ocean unlike the delious of a starberry placed over where a bullet hole would be.
DUDE we just witnessed a historical momment-carmen
did he just die?-kyle
HUMPHPMJHIMPJJH -Kenny
kenny is right they killed him but what for this time?-stan
SCREW YOU GUYS I'm GOING HOME FOR DINNER lets try selling this card tomrowow you guys down? -carman
yeah im down il cya later carmen-kyle
as the group splits up everyone gets home safely besides one person ... carmen while walking down the badstreets of downtown on his way home he spotted an old friend named mr hankey and they chatted for a long period of time expressing all kinds of stories from yugioh to finding and witnessing an assasinating yelling at timmy and even proclaiming dominence over certain color's and before you know it hours went by and carmen finally remembered he had to go but didn't remember the full converstation of him and hankey finally making his way home and inside the confort of his squishy bed carmen falls asleep!