This is my sumission to Phantomgirl96's Writers Block Challenge. I thought it would be pun to do this.
Ghost Zone Pun-Off
It's an exciting day at the newly built Ghost Zone arena. Seats are packed and I am the referee."Gooooood evening, ladies and gentlemen, ghosts and ghouls. Let's get ready to pundle!" I say. "In this corner, weighing 146 gigabytes, the ruler of the uncooler, the ghost we love to roast, TECHNUS!"
Technus comes out of the corner and starts waving to the audience.
"And in this corner, weighing a lot less then your mama, the bearded woman's best friend, the only man who has the guts to wear make-up in public, FREAKSHOW!".
Freakshow comes out his corner and pulls out a seltzer bottle and sprays the audience.
"Sorry, I would have soaked Technus but he's already washed up. Hah!" joked Freakshow.
"Hey, hey, hey. No puns yet. Alright, I want a good clean jokes here. Nothing adult or about each other's mamas. And go!"
"You're going down, clown." Technus shouts.
"Not before I pull your plug!" says Freakshow.
"Hey don't push it."
"Why, did I push your buttons?"
"The only button you need is escape!"
"Why tell me to flea? Am I starting to bug you?"
"Well, you are becoming a pest."
"Well if you want to get technical, but I warn you, I'll make you crash!"
"Not before I soft-wear you out!"
"Be a movie and disc-ard that comment!"
"Are you an illiterate DVD player? Because it looks you can't read the disk."
"Wow, you need to update. You're looking Blu, Ray."
"You may be able to update, but I can get a date."
"Oh yeah well-"
"Well what? Having a bad connection?"
"I ugh err."
Then Technus falls to the ground, with his system, litterally crashing.
"FREAKSHOW WINS!" I yell.
"Thanks you've a punderful audience."