From the writer who brought you stories as Affectionate Exercise and The Rise of Kingman. Comes a sequel you never would've expected.
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*Turns on music player and hits play*
Super Teen Extraordinaire
Kingman, Kingman
Runs around in underwear
Kingman, Kingman
Rescues New Domino City
Kingman, Kingman
Unless something's better on T.V
Kingman, Kingman
His brain's overloaded, it has a chocolate coating
Textbook case for Sigmund Freud
Kingman, Kingman
Check out Jack Atlas, Turbo Dueling Ace
Was drinking plain old coffee, but was actually Crimson laced
He turned into The Kingman, who's strong and super-quick
He drives the villains' crazy 'cause he's a lunatic
His Home Base is the King Lair
King-a-Man, King-a-Zee
Crow the Barber cuts his hair
King-a-Man, Chimpanzee
Rides around in the King mobile
King-a-Man, King-a-Zoo
Hopes to make a movie deal
King-a-Me, King-a-You
He's here to save the nation
So stay tuned to this fiction
If not we'll be unemployed
Kingman, Kingman
KINGMAN!
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