Harry's Strange Christmas…
By or at least in other than the Harry Potter character's - *~A White Rose Petal~*, Malfoy's Girlfriend, The Fifth Marauder, jisuka, Mandy, Raven, Draco's Girl, Fred Weasley's Girlfriend, Morwen Parkinson (Pansy's mum or sister and if it is sister in griffindor), Mystery Girl, and ~*Princess Hermione Sorcellerie*~
Note: This story is a bunch of stories put together in a very, er…strange way, if nothing makes sense, you've made more sense out of it than what I did #:oP At the end of this will be the 12 days of Christmas…How did I get into this? (person who auditioned people!) *~A White Rose Petal~*
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*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~*~A White Rose Petal~*- Yello peeps! Welcome to Harry's strange Christmas. This will make absolutely positively, super ding-dong ::breath:: diddle daddle stinkin' no sense, at least I don't get it! ::Whisper:: get me out of here! ::breath:: Alright…to the first story…um…can you, can you, leave here…do you need to, hey! Can you just leave ALREADY!!!…thank you!
The Fifth Marauder: (sings) 'Tis the season to be evil, fah la la la la la la! 'Tis the
season to use curses, fah la la la la la!
Everyone: (claps)
Draco's Girl: Jingle bells, jingle bells, evil is very grand. Oh what fun it is to
say Crucio, and Imperio all the way!
Everyone: Wow! (cheers)
Voldemort: Be quiet, my fellow members!
The Fifth Maurader: Quiet? I don't know the meaning of quiet.
Malfoy's Girlfriend: Silentness is not one of my strong points. (grins)
Draco's Girl: I'm feeling too happy to be quiet! (runs around excitedly)
Voldemort: (sighs) Now if you could just shut up... I am proud to announce
that today is the day when we will destroy Harry Potter, and
Dumbledore! (laughs)
Wormtail- And how do you plan to do that master? (cringes)
Voldemort- We shall make something called the internet, and take money from the muggles!
~* Princess Hermione Sorcellerie *~ - That's all ready been done…
Voldemort - What?! I've been in hiding for thirteen years! Throw me a friggen' bone here! I know! We'll make a site where people have to use tons of elbow grease to write stories -- for no pay! The address shall be, hhhhhmmmmm, I know!
www.fanfiction.net !~* Princess Hermione Sorcellerie *~ - That's all ready been done…EW!!! You made a link!
Voldemort- geesh! Let's see maybe I should think on what we'll do afterwards first…
Malfoy's Girlfriend: We will all bow and worship to Draco Malfoy!
The Fifth Marauder: Yeah!
Draco's Girl: Draco...(sighs)
Voldemort: Calm down! I have an excellent idea...one that only an evil
wizard of my intelligence and status could achieve.
Wormtail: What is your plan, my Lord? (shivers)
Voldemort: We will go incognito, and arrive at Hogsmeade. Then, when Harry
Potter and his little friends (sneers) are near, we attack!
Wormtail: But what about Dumbledore, my Lord?
Voldemort: Don't worry, I'll get him somehow.
Draco's Girl: Let's go already!
All exit.
mean while at Hogwarts… [ me- Morwen]
me: another marshmallow just exploded
Fred and George: we know
Dumbledore: what's the password, I forgot?
Me: again?
Dumbledore: yes
ME: its flying cupcake
*Draco, Draco's girl and Malfoy's Girlfriend come down*
Draco: wazzzzzzzaaaaaaaaapppppppppppp??
Me: too much butterbeer. GET THE PARAMEDIC!!!!!!!
HE JUST FAINTED!!!!!!
Draco's Girl and Malfoy's Girlfriend: ahhhhhhhhh *both faint*
Pomfrey: it's ok just let me wake them up with this charm AVADA KEDAVADA!!!!!!!!!!
fudge: you used a unforgivable curse you must go to askaban with your husband
Pomfrey: nnoooooooooooooooooooooo
Fudge: yessssss !!! Master come down now!!
Voldie: Ok! I will now kill you all
*Draco's lill group as they are now called all wake up.*
Draco's lil' group: hiya!
All: hi your self.
Ron: hey I got me self a new dress robe its all pink and purblay with green polka dots!~~~~!!!!!
Me: imperu\ius curse. it was Dobby
Dobby: mesa??? nono dobby never do anything that badd.nope nope.
all: as if!
Narrator dude: you were all soupose to be all good little peeps. roasting marshmallows, getting presents and kissin-
all: ewwwww kissing???
narrator dude: as I was saying before you'll rudely interrupted me... kissing under the mistletoe-
me: hey lets play truth or dare!
every one else: OK
ME: I choose Harry
Harry: Ok Truth
ME: who do you have a crush on
Harry: Cho Chang!
All::: LOL LOL LOL
Harry: Ron
Ron: dare
Harry: go ride my firebolt through the castle shouting as loud as you can.." I am in love with Hermione!!!!!"
Ron" OK"
*grabs firebolt and does dare.*
Ron: Morwen
Me:ummmmmmm lets see. Dare!
Ron: good girl. umm go to the slytherin dorm and yell" DRACO ANDS PANSY ARE GETTIN IT ON!"
Me: OK.
*I do the dare.*
Me: the game has now ended.
where ever Voldie is hiding…
Voldemort: No! My plan is not working!
Wormtail: But, my Lord, we can always have a party.
Voldemort: Good idea. Come on, let's dance.
(they dance to Jingle Bells)
Voldemort: JINGLE BELLS, HARRY SMELLS, I THINK I WILL KILL HIM! OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO KILL LOTS OF KIDS, HAPPILY ONE BY ONE!
Wormtail: (does the disco)
Voldemort: (jumps around) I am Mr. Flufflekins! Watch me hop!
Meanwhile, back at Hogwarts:
Fred Weasley's Girlfriend (FWG): Oh my gosh, is that Fred? (smiles and laughs) Fred, come here, my darling!
Fred: Nooo! Actually, I've always wanted to be the one chased instead of the chaser. (runs away)
FWG: (runs after him)
Raven: I am Raven! Hear me caw! (caws) Hah! (accidentally knows a statue on Draco Malfoy's Girlfriend)
Draco Malfoy's Girlfriend: Ahh! (becomes unconscious, and has a dream...)
Malfoy's Girlfriend and Draco were dancing at…er…um…in a field of flowers…
Malfoy's Girlfriend-
Oh Draco! I love dancing with you in um… a field of flowers!? You've to be kidding me!!!Draco
-…Malfoy's Girlfriend
- do you know where we are?Draco
- cringes I don't want to knowMalfoy's Girlfriend
- Oh Dra-- looks to left where she sees Draco's girl crying SERVES YOU RIGHT YOU LITTLE WITCH!Draco-
You're not a witch?!MG
-notices mistake um…*~A White Rose Petal~*- whispers no kidding…
MG- You're not supposed to be here
*~AWRP~*-
I don't wanna be hereMG-
So why are you here?*~AWRP~*-
This idea of this, thing! So the authors can write THIS story, is my idea right?MG-
Yes… If you call this a story…*~AWRP~*-
This is a dream thingy right?MG
- Ye- WHAT?! This can't be a dream!*~AWRP~*
- What? It has to be real?MG
- No! It's a nightmare! We're dancing in a FIELD OF FLOWERS! COME ON! A FIELD OF FLOWERS?! And look at this dress! It's pink and frilly! And look what Draco's wearing! Pulls Draco by the collar A light blue shirt, with beige pants! No leather on one part of his body! COME ON!*~AWRP~*
- I'm leaving…MG
- Can't you change this?! It's your idea!*~AWRP~*
- shakes head Not this! Thank God! bye! waves at them and leaves to Lord knows whereMG
- Oh no! It's starting to rain-EW Drrrrraaaaaaaccccccccoooooooooo!Draco
-looks over shoulder Y-yes?MG
- sees Draco's shirt wet showing his bod ew so much more I'm in Heav- Hey!---------Jerked awake by *~A White Rose Petal~* pouring water on her face-----------
MG- mumbling bitch…such a nice dream looks around AAAWWWWWW…am I still here?
*~AWRP~* - unfortunately for me…
MG- sees Draco sitting with Draco's Girl I'm going to rip…
MG- Come on already!
MG- I'm MG! Not you!
MG- That can't be! I'm MG!
MG-What's your full S/N?
MG-For me to know and for you to find out!
MG- You've got to be kidding me!
MG-TELL ME!
MG- NO!
~~~~~ OVER IN THE CORNER ~~~~~
Voldie-I don't want to sit in the corner…It makes me feel like I did something bad…
Harry- You always do something bad!
Voldie- Do not!
Harry- Do too!
Voldie- Name one!
Harry- You killed my parents, You killed Cedric Diggory, You killed an old muggle, you killed your parents-
\/oldie- my father! I killed my father!
Harry- ::ahem:: your father, his parents, moaning myrtle-
Moaning Myrtle- HEY! Harry! Why are you making fun of me? Boo-Hoo I do not moan
Everybody- looks at her with dull faces on…
*~AWRP~* - The End! Everybody jumps on her back except the two MG's who are still arguing over who's the real MG
jisuka- TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK!
FWG- You can't end it now! Not everybody's even in the fic!
*~AWRP~* - nursing back as well as possible with broken arms fine! Fine! What are we going to put in the rest of it?
~* Princess Hermione Sorcellerie *~ - Same stuff we put in all of it!
Ron-…um…did this ever have anything in it?
Harry- This is supposed to be a Christmas fic but no! takes out scroll and start reading something
Hermione- What are you reading?
Harry- How many plot holes are in this thing has- 1, 2-
*~AWRP~* - shut up! I'm getting a freaking headache! I need a Tylenol! pulls bottle out of nowhere
Harry- SEE?! Another plot hole!
Everybody but Harry- ALL RIGHT!!!
Harry-geesh…
Mandy- How did all of Voldie's gang get here?
Harry- SEE?! Plot hole!
Everybody but Harry (again)- rolls eyes whatever!
Mandy- Shouldn't we be doing something?
*~AWRP~*- Once those two stop arguing. points at MG's
-------------------- MG corner… -----------------------
MG (Malfoy's Girlfriend) -That's you signing name?
MG - Yeah so?
MG - That's it?
MG - Yes!
MG- kind of short…
MG- geesh!
MG- Mystery Girl? That's your signing name?!
MG- HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO SAY YES?!?!?!
MG- one more time!
MG- What?
MG- You need to say it one more time or it won't get into my head!
MG- geesh, yes!
MG- thank you!
MG- Finally! both walk over to peeps in the corner
~*PHS*~ - Now what?
*~AWRP~*- We sing~!
FWG- What do we sing!
*~AWRP~*- the 12 days of Christmas!
Everybody but *~AWRP~* - WHAT?!
*~AWRP~*- JUST DO IT!!!!!!!
Everybody but *~AWRP~*- fine…
*~AWRP~*- All right! We start with…Harry!
Harry- On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ------ A phoenix in a tall tree!
Voldemort- On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me ------ two beef calves!
Everybody but Voldie- stares wide eyed
Voldie- What?
*~AWRP~*- On with the song Harry?
Harry- And a phoenix in a tall tree!
Malfoy's Girlfriend, jisuka, Malfoy's girl, and The Fifth Maurader- On the third day of Christmas, our true love gave to us- Draco in our stockings!
Voldie- two beef calves!
Harry- And a phoenix in a tall tree!
Mandy, Raven, Mystery Girl, and ~*PHS*~ - On the fourth day of Christmas our true love gave to us --- Ron in wrapping paper!
Malfoy's Girlfriend, jisuka, Malfoy's girl, and The Fifth Maurader- Draco in our stockings!
Voldie- two beef calves!
Harry- And a phoenix in a tall tree!
FWG and *~AWRP~* - On the fifth day of Christmas, our true love gave to us --- Fred's/George's last name (we're married:P)!
Mandy, Raven, Mystery Girl, and ~*PHS*~ - Ron in wrapping paper!
Malfoy's Girlfriend, jisuka, Malfoy's girl, and The Fifth Maurader- Draco in our stockings!
Voldie- two beef calves!
Harry- And a phoenix in a tall tree!
Sirius- On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me --- freedom from azkaban!
FWG and *~AWRP~* - Fred's/George's last name (we're married:P)!
Mandy, Raven, Mystery Girl, and ~*PHS*~ - Ron in wrapping paper!
Malfoy's Girlfriend, jisuka, Malfoy's girl, and The Fifth Maurader- Draco in our stockings!
Voldie- two beef calves!
Harry- And a phoenix in a tall tree!
Snape- On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me ---- A fluffy pink sweater!
Everybody but Snape- OOOOOKKKKKKKK…
Sirius- freedom from azkaban!
FWG and *~AWRP~* - Fred's/George's last name (we're married:P)!
Mandy, Raven, Mystery Girl, and ~*PHS*~ - Ron in wrapping paper!
Malfoy's Girlfriend, jisuka, Malfoy's girl, and The Fifth Maurader- Draco in our stockings!
Voldie- two beef calves!
Harry- And a phoenix in a tall tree!
Dumbledore and Dobby- On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ------ Socks, all colors of the rainbow!
Snape- A fluffy pink sweater!
Sirius- freedom from azkaban!
FWG and *~AWRP~* - Fred's/George's last name (we're married:P)!
Mandy, Raven, Mystery Girl, and ~*PHS*~ - Ron in wrapping paper!
Malfoy's Girlfriend, jisuka, Malfoy's girl, and The Fifth Maurader- Draco in our stockings!
Voldie- two beef calves!
Harry- And a phoenix in a tall tree!
Morwen- On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ----- Everything Harry Potter! I can't decide!
Dumbledore and Dobby- Socks, all colors of the rainbow!
Snape- A fluffy pink sweater!
Sirius- freedom from azkaban!
FWG and *~AWRP~* - Fred's/George's last name (we're married:P)!
Mandy, Raven, Mystery Girl, and ~*PHS*~ - Ron in wrapping paper!
Malfoy's Girlfriend, jisuka, Malfoy's girl, and The Fifth Maurader- Draco in our stockings!
Voldie- two beef calves!
Harry- And a phoenix in a tall tree!
Lucious- On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me --- ten maids a milking!
*~AWRP~*- That's an actual line…
Lucious- shrugged I've got maids if you want it to really be real!
*~AWRP~*- not really…
Morwen- Everything Harry Potter! I can't decide!
Dumbledore and Dobby- Socks, all colors of the rainbow!
Snape- A fluffy pink sweater!
Sirius- freedom from azkaban!
FWG and *~AWRP~* - Fred's/George's last name (we're married:P)!
Mandy, Raven, Mystery Girl, and ~*PHS*~ - Ron in wrapping paper!
Malfoy's Girlfriend, jisuka, Malfoy's girl, and The Fifth Maurader- Draco in our stockings!
Voldie- two beef calves!
Harry- And a phoenix in a tall tree!
Morwen- Everything Harry Potter! I can't decide!
Dumbledore and Dobby- Socks, all colors of the rainbow!
Snape- A fluffy pink sweater!
Sirius- freedom from azkaban!
FWG and *~AWRP~* - Fred's/George's last name (we're married:P)!
Mandy, Raven, Mystery Girl, and ~*PHS*~ - Ron in wrapping paper!
Malfoy's Girlfriend, jisuka, Malfoy's girl, and The Fifth Maurader- Draco in our stockings!
Voldie- two beef calves!
Harry- And a phoenix in a tall tree!
Ron and Draco --- On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me --- All these girls leave us!
Lucious- ten maids a milking!
Morwen- Everything Harry Potter! I can't decide!
Dumbledore and Dobby- Socks, all colors of the rainbow!
Snape- A fluffy pink sweater!
Sirius- freedom from azkaban!
FWG and *~AWRP~* - Fred's/George's last name (we're married:P)!
Mandy, Raven, Mystery Girl, and ~*PHS*~ - Ron in wrapping paper!
Malfoy's Girlfriend, jisuka, Malfoy's girl, and The Fifth Maurader- Draco in our stockings!
Voldie- two beef calves!
Harry- And a phoenix in a tall tree!
Everybody - On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me---- The End of this fic!
Ron and Draco --- All these girls leave us!
Lucious- ten maids a milking!
Morwen- Everything Harry Potter! I can't decide!
Dumbledore and Dobby- Socks, all colors of the rainbow!
Snape- A fluffy pink sweater!
Sirius- freedom from azkaban!
FWG and *~AWRP~* - Fred's/George's last name (we're married:P)!
Mandy, Raven, Mystery Girl, and ~*PHS*~ - Ron in wrapping paper!
Malfoy's Girlfriend, jisuka, Malfoy's girl, and The Fifth Maurader- Draco in our stockings!
Voldie- two beef calves!
Harry- And a phoenix in a tall tree!
Everybody- YES!!!!!! WE'RE DONE!!!!!!!!
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Back at starting studio
*~AWRP~*- Well there you have it! Harry Potter's strange Christmas! Scary huh? See ya!
Goes Black
*~AWRP~*- I WANT SOME COFFEE! GIMMEE COFFEE! I WANT COFFEE!
Some other guy- um…
*~AWRP~* - WHAT Some other guy?!?!
Sog- I think all the camera guy did was put the cap on…
*~AWRP~*- WHAT?! Comes over and kicks camera till it breaks but the tape is oddly untouched…