Cao Cao's Revolutionary Song To Sun Jian:
Say no to old and dusty Han,
Say hi to rule of new.
Now China is like three in one,
Liu Bei and me and you!
So there we go and fight and kill,
And conquer things and stuff
Since power,treasures give a thrill
Those cannot be enough!
Our banners now are blue,green,red
And yellow if you like.
Who wins I don't know,but I bet
There will be blood and strike!
Liu Bei's Loyal Song To The People:
Don't fear what Cao Cao says,
Restored our Han will be!
We know the right and faithful ways,
For justice,you and me!
Our officers are great and cool,
Our strategist kicks ass!
His talents make the Weions drool,
So we will win,I guess!
Now vote for us and wish us luck,
For we are setting off,
Remember,all the others suck,
And Shuists rule and stuff!
Sun Jian's Confident Song To His Family:
However,we,the Wu are best,
Because we all are one!
Wu will succeed in that li'l quest,
Let's hope it will be fun!
We are all pretty,young and smart,
And isn't this enough?
We also know the music art,
And singing songs,and stuff...
So forward and for glory,Wu!
Those pansies we shall beat,
When seeing our armies Shu
And Wei will both retreat!
A/N The strange thing about those little songs is that each song uses the rhyme "and stuff". Yeah... They didn't know many words,did they?..