FRESH BEATEN MEAT!
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
…...
Come on you freaks! Fresh meat! Screamed Buford as he ran to distract the
pharmacist's. Yippie-kai-yah! You pharmacist Freaks! Yippie-kai-yah! Suddenly a
random guy pops out of nowhere! He takes one look at buford in his underwear. And
begins screaming. "Indecent exposure! Cops! Cops!" He then blows a whistle.
Suddenly, the room is swarming with SWAT TEAMS. They ignore the pharmacists
and instead pummel buford. After a couple minutes they relent. "Target neutralized,
beaten, and clothed. Were done here!" Phineas spoke up. "Wait, what about the
pharma-" But they'd already vanished as mysteriously as they came. What was that
all about? Asked a confused Isabella...
…...
Everything was no more clarified when it happened a second time to Doof a few minutes latter...
…...
TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
Also don't forget to give a shout out to my mom's birthday story on my page!
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