One day, Naruto was walking through the Forest of Death, when suddenly a explosive tag blew up underneath him, propelling him upwards. Naruto flew for 7 days and 7 nights before he crashed landed in Akatsuki's lair. Itachi was quick to use his sharingan to immobilize him while Kisame turned into a giant rabbit and used Samahada's unique ability to drain all of Naruto's chakra. Naruto then started raging at the giant rabbit, breaking the sharingan's hold upon him. Itachi was freaked out that someone could break out of his sharingan's genjutsu without using chakra, and he fainted like a sissy. Naruto started firing random Tailed-Beast Bombs around, causing mass chaos. Kakuzu and Hidan were utterly annihilated within seconds, while Zetsu ran away underground with his underground running away technique. Konan instantly had a heart attack and died because Naruto screamed at her in his rage. Pein then used his Chibaku Tensei and created the gravity black ball of doom and threw it into Naruto's mouth. Naruto used his amazing digestive powers and digested it, granting him the ability to use black holes. Naruto created a black hole in Kisame's the giant rabbit's teeth, causing his teeth to shatter. Kisame the giant rabbit cried and cried until he died. Pein then started doing the chicken dance in hopes of summoning the giant chicken god Bob to assist him in killing Naruto. Naruto then body slammed Pein just as the Bob came. The Bob used his awesome powers to beat Naruto up, then Pein threw a random black spike and killed Naruto. The Bob raged and accused Pein of stealing his kill (KS). Pein denied it and ran away. The Bob then imploded because ramen fell from the sky.