Ode to Potions Class
(A play on the song Spectacular, Spectacular from Moulin Rouge)
Dumbledore: Spectacular Spectacular! No words in the vernacular
Can describe his awful scent. You'll be dead from the torment
Points are taken at ten percent. You must now see the great resent, And on top of his smell
All: He does not think logistically
Snape: What do you mean by that?!?
All: Uninviting, you'll even hate his ugly sneer. So indicting, His classroom's state is quite severe
Uninviting, you'll even hate his ugly sneer. So indicting, His classroom's state is quite severe
Ron: harmful plants
Harry: scary trance
Dumbledore: (mocking Snape's voice) "no muggle men!"
Hermione: (To Dumbledore) not THAT again
Malfoy: wand combat
Hagrid: And frying cats
Mcgonagall: Exotic swirls
All: Death eaters, muggle men, contortionist, fatigue, danger
Hagrid: But no romance
All: Strange bug bites, greenery
Dumbledore: And all that electricity!
All: Uninviting, you'll even hate his ugly sneer. So indicting, His classroom's state is quite severe
Uninviting, you'll even hate his ugly sneer. So indicting, His classroom's state is quite severe
Spectacular Spectacular! No words in the vernacular
Can describe his awful scent. You'll be dead from the torment
The hills are alive, with his greasy oil slick
Uninviting, you'll even hate his ugly sneer. Uninviting, you'll even hate his ugly sneer.
Ron: The mud blood men and wizard men are pulled apart his an evil plan
Hermione: And in the end he hears Malfoyyyyyy
Harry: And their Love was a decoy
Snape: It's a little bit funny this feeling inside
All: (After pausing in disgust) Uninviting, you'll even hate his ugly sneer. So indicting, His classroom's state is quite severe
Ron: Harry Potter's secret scar helps over power the evil one
Though the tyrant rants and rails it is all to no avail
Snape: I am the evil potions master, there is no escape
hermione: Oh Proffesor, no one could play him like you could
Snape: No one's going to
All: Uninviting, Will make them cry, will make them die. Uninviting.
Duke: (happily, sneakily) And in the end which one shall DIE?
All: (confused) Uninviting, you'll even hate his ugly sneer. So indicting, His classroom's state is quite severe Snape: Generally, I like it.
Dumbledore: Spectacular Spectacular! No words in the vernacular
Can describe his awful scent. You'll be dead from the torment
Points are taken at ten percent. You must now see the great resent, And on top of his smell
All: He does not think logistically
Snape: What do you mean by that?!?
All: Uninviting, you'll even hate his ugly sneer. So indicting, His classroom's state is quite severe
Uninviting, you'll even hate his ugly sneer. So indicting, His classroom's state is quite severe
Ron: harmful plants
Harry: scary trance
Dumbledore: (mocking Snape's voice) "no muggle men!"
Hermione: (To Dumbledore) not THAT again
Malfoy: wand combat
Hagrid: And frying cats
Mcgonagall: Exotic swirls
All: Death eaters, muggle men, contortionist, fatigue, danger
Hagrid: But no romance
All: Strange bug bites, greenery
Dumbledore: And all that electricity!
All: Uninviting, you'll even hate his ugly sneer. So indicting, His classroom's state is quite severe
Uninviting, you'll even hate his ugly sneer. So indicting, His classroom's state is quite severe
Spectacular Spectacular! No words in the vernacular
Can describe his awful scent. You'll be dead from the torment
The hills are alive, with his greasy oil slick
Uninviting, you'll even hate his ugly sneer. Uninviting, you'll even hate his ugly sneer.
Ron: The mud blood men and wizard men are pulled apart his an evil plan
Hermione: And in the end he hears Malfoyyyyyy
Harry: And their Love was a decoy
Snape: It's a little bit funny this feeling inside
All: (After pausing in disgust) Uninviting, you'll even hate his ugly sneer. So indicting, His classroom's state is quite severe
Ron: Harry Potter's secret scar helps over power the evil one
Though the tyrant rants and rails it is all to no avail
Snape: I am the evil potions master, there is no escape
hermione: Oh Proffesor, no one could play him like you could
Snape: No one's going to
All: Uninviting, Will make them cry, will make them die. Uninviting.
Duke: (happily, sneakily) And in the end which one shall DIE?
All: (confused) Uninviting, you'll even hate his ugly sneer. So indicting, His classroom's state is quite severe Snape: Generally, I like it.