The end of the world
"So…the apocalypse, huh?"
"I didn't think it'd be so…bubbly."
"The oceans are boiling, Teddy, what did you expect?"
"Still…it's a bit Little Mermaid."
Billy snorted. "Only you could compare the end of days to the 'little mermaid'."
"I can try singing 'Under the Sea', maybe it'll stop."
"Please, Ted, we're in enough pain already."
"I suppose there's a reason you can't just magic everything better?"
His boyfriend sighed. "Don't really feel like it. I mean, after all, we bought this on ourselves."
Teddy paused then turned to his boyfriend and whispered: "If you don't, I'll sing and I won't stop."
"You wouldn't."
"The seaweed is always greener-"
The bubbles stopped.