Grandfather's gift
At the Potter's manor. July 31, 1996
Harry James Potter, was sleeping in his bed with his friend Hermione but after last night his girlfriend since Hermione admitted she loves Harry and he loves her back and it also Harry's 16th birthday, Hermione already gave her gift to him that is why last night she and her boyfriend made love with each other also Harry's parents came home from the airport with Harry's muggle grandfather in the morning, Harry Callahan aka Dirty Harry also Harry's namesake. "Harry wake up I think your parents are coming" said Hermione *then Harry woke up shocked and panic* "Love why are you panicking?" his girlfriend replies "Because we are young to make love and my parents don't allow this, since is one of the rules of the Potter manor" replied Harry *then Hermione thought of something* "what about the cloak of invisibility I could use that to hid from your parents" she replied "Hermione I got that taken from me since I always sneak out of my bedroom to see a movie" Harry replied *there was a knock on the door* "Harry James Potter open the door now or your grandfather would break the door down" replied Lily. Harry threw a quilt over Hermione "come in" replied Harry *then his father, mother and grandfather walked in* "Harry why are you naked?" replied his mother *then his grandfather looked at his daughter* "it's easy he was masterbrating you know how kids are today" replied Harry Callahan *wink at Harry* "I talked to Harry about this, Lily!, you and James go down to get his presents" *then his daughter and son in law walked out and close the door behind them* "Hermione come out from the quilt" said Harry *then the young witch came out of the quilt to see Harry's grandfather* "Harry you didn't tell me your grandfather is Harry Callahan" replied Hermione she was shocked "Hermione, there might be a reason he might not tell you that I am his grandfather like the muggles at your school would pray to him as a god" replied Harry Callahan. "How do you know my name I haven't met you yet!" said Hermione, Then Harry Callahan said "he always tell me about you and I know you are a muggle like me and my daughter". *then a yelled came from the kitchen* "you two come down here right now" replied Lily.
A minute later….
Harry and Hermione came down the stairs "Harry you didn't tell us Hermione was here" replied Lily *then she saw Hermione holding her son's hand* "Listen Hermione, I know you are my son's friend but looking at it you and my son have hooked up with each other if you hurt my baby I will come after you okay Hermione" she said in a mean tone. "Lily, I will not hurt Harry since I love him with my heart" replied Hermione and Lily smiles "okay let's give Harry his presents" replied James "Dad, you go first since you are his namesake" *then Harry Callahan got up and walked to Harry* "Harry since you are my favorite grandson I giving you my .44 magnum to you because I think you are ready to use it" said Harry Callahan *goes into his jacket and takes out his .44 magnum and hands it to Harry* "Thank you grandpa" *he loads it up with some bullets and he hears someone barged in* "Harry I need your help, he has her" said Ron "who?" replies Harry *then Ron told Harry that Dean has Ginny with a gun* "Okay, Ron let's go get your sister" *while spinning barrel around*.
In London, England
Harry and Ron were looking for Dean and Ginny "about time you show up Weasley, if you don't let me date your sister I will kill her and fucked her dead body" replied Dean "Drop the gun Harry or she dies" *Ron looked over to see Harry with a gun* "Bloody Hell, Harry" he replies *then Harry looks at Dean* "Okay if you let her go" *then he drops his gun but to Dean, Ron and Ginny thinks it's a real gun but to Harry it's a bb gun* "okay since you did I ask of you I going to let her go" *Dean let's go of Ginny and runs away* "Ron you take of Ginny I going after Dean" replies Harry then he runs off to catch Dean*.
A 10 minutes later….
Hermione, the Potters, and the minister of Magic also the Hogwarts staff with the Weasleys show up to the scene. "Ron wheres Harry?" replies Hermione. "Ron, Harry drop a bb gun" replied his sister while she saying it *four shots were fired nobody besides Hermione heard them* "we need to go find Dean or Harry now" replied Lily *then everyone went to find the two boys* when they got to the port there was Dean Thomas dead body flowing in the water. "Who shot him?" replied The Minister of Magic. Then a muggle came out of the shack "It's was Harry Potter who did it he had a .44 magnum and he say words to " replied the muggle acting scare,Then Cornelius Fudge said "what was the words Mr. Potter say?" "the words I say we're Uh uh. I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?" replied Harry "then he grab his gun try to shoot me but I pull the trigger first" *as he walked up to Hermione*.