Hi everyone! As you can see, I am attempting to make a Hetalia fan fiction! I'm actually procrastinating on the Spongebob Squarepants one, but I'm sure you would understand! As an introduction, I'm gonna introduce my OC Philippines. Redundant, maybe, but I'm trying, dammit! Stop judging me! *broods in a corner* Actually, no, just judge me as gently as possible. I'm sorry if it's slightly stereotyped or even inaccurate, Filipino friends!
Disclaimer: I own my OC, but not Hetalia. Period.
Name: The Republic of the Philippines, Pilipinas
Aliases: Juan Carlos dela Cruz, John Carl Doe
Age: 116
Age (according to looks): 17
Gender: Male
Sex: Penis (duh)
Characteristics: Messy brown hair, tanned skin (for some reason, it gets lighter from time to time), hazel eyes, heart shine smile, lovely singing voice, obnoxious speaking voice, 1.59 meters in height (5 foot 2), 82 kilos (180 pounds), petite body structure, loud laughter, insatiable appetite, mild drinker, moderate cook, etc.
Personality: Bashful, hospitable, crybaby, dependent, caring, uke, generous, cheap (obtained from China), strong-willed, physically weak, friendly, easy to fool, awful at reading the atmosphere, bland sense of humor, naive, etc.
Family: Luzon (schizophrenic brother), Visayas (hot-headed brother), Mindanao (rebellious brother), etc.
Relations: United States of America (best best friend or confidant/overprotective one-sided lover/has a crush on Philippines/always spoils Philippines), Spain (former/abusive tenant), Hong Kong (mutual love-interest), Japan (otaku best friend), Mexico (wrestling friend), Taiwan (sexually abusive neighbor; e.g., "Taiwan, did you cross my borders again?!" "I will if you ask nicely. *wink wink*"), England (overprotective friend), South Korea (superior), China (intrusive neighbor), Saudi Arabia (annoying best friend/is jokingly courting Philippines), Macau (drinking buddy), North Italy (cooking friend), Germany (awkward friend), France (always compliments Philippines in a very sublime way; e.g., "Are you a donkey? Cause that ass is amazing!" "Uh, thanks?"), Russia (creepy neighbor), South Italy (bossy friend), Brunei (ex-boyfriend), Indonesia (awkward neighbor), Vietnam (bossy neighbor), Australia (overprotective best friend, also has a crush on Philippines), Prussia (weirdo friend), Canada (caring friend), etc.
Life Motto: A penny saved is a dollar earned!
Likes: Hong Kong (much to America and Australia's displeasure), siestas or afternoon naps, being pampered, sweets, anime, Korean novellas, America's kindness (he thinks that America does it out of nature, unaware of the fact that America is in love), parties, romantic movies, etc.
Hates: America and Russia's fights, France's and Taiwan's sexual harassment, England's cooking, China (passive-aggressively), etc.
Description: Well-known for his eccentric cooking, Philippines is a famous but developing country. Clumsy by nature, Philippines constantly matures over the time and tries all his best to raise his little brothers, Luzon, Visayas, and Mindanao. From scrubbing the toilets to even prostitution, Philippines does almost anything just to earn that wad of cash, even if it means throwing away his pride.
Quote/Most said line: America, please help me!
So that's my Philippines, though I'm not very original with his name (I can't think of anything else, okay?! Stop judging me!). Tune in for Chapter One, "A Filipino Enters the Conference"! Toodles!