A/N-Hi this is Jocelyn's wife Caytie (Mrs. Weasley the Kataang luver) who's helping her write this awesome story. This is what we think happened when Edward went to Carlisle for the official sex talk. LOL, enjoy and REVIEW

Edward POV:

I shifted nervously from foot to foot outside Carlisle's office door.

"Edward, I know you're out there." I laughed, of course he knew.

Super vampire senses was as plus of being a monster. On the down side, I was unable to be intimate with the love of my existence. Who, might I add, was perfectly okay with my monstrosity. I sighed. Better get this nightmare over with...

I pushed the door open and entered my father's private study.

Hello Edward. So, what's on your mind?

"Uh... Carlisle... I think we need to talk."

"You're not backing out on your side of the deal are you?" Because she married you Edward, and you know how hard that was for her, even if you can't read her mind.

"Carlisle-"

Wait, he's not gay is he? That would kill Bella. He put his head in his hands. "Argh! I knew this was coming. Think this through, Edward-"

"Carlisle-"

This is going to be really awkward.

"Carlisle-"

How am I going to explain this to Esme?

"CARLISLE!" I yelled. I never yell at him. He turned to look at me.

What Edward? I kind of have a lot on my mind...

"I'm not gay!" I finally managed to say.

Oh...this is awkward. "Sorry...I just assumed..."

I rubbed my temples. Wait, was this because I'm a virgin?

"I was just wondering about...well...about...doing it.?" Carlisle cleared his throat.

"Well...it's...it's a wonderful experience Edward. You are so lucky to be sharing it with someone you truly love."

"Is it a possibility that, well...she might get hurt? That I might get too...in the moment?"