The dying swan
By Angelkitty77
AN: And yet again my favorite author has siced her plot bunnies on me it is not fair. Here I was innocently reading her story and BAM I was viciously attacked. My ankles will never be the same. This is set just after chapter 29 We'll Make a Man Out of You Your not ready.
With Oz and Chaz typing away at the keyboard to deliver the virus to the whole system. Xander and the others were going over the information the others had gather for them.
"Ok, so what you are saying is that they have and underground base at the (snickering in the background) college and theee……." Xander trailed off looking behind him.
As everyone was watching Oz and Chaz started laughing uproarsily having to hold each other up. As they would start to calm down all they would have to do is glance at the screen and they would start over.
Xander, Dean and the others backed away slowly "Ok if we move slowly back and we may not attract their attention. Does anyone know what set them off like this?"
"All we know is that they were working on the computer." Constine said softly.
"Ok we need wait then look at the computer and see if we can figure out what di……." Xander was saying when the mic came to life.
"OH GOD, base … control SOMEONE PLEASE. WHAT IS GOING ON?"
"SIR OHHHHHH GOD HEEEEEEEEEEELPPPPPPPPPP"
"Patrol teams report I repeat REPORT NOW."
"I WANT TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON. PATROL TEAMS REPORT. COME IN, I REPEAT COME IN."
"SIR IT IS AWEFUL THE HORROR OH GOD THE HORROR" sounds of screaming and crying comes over the mic.
" Sir it is A.D.A.M. HE HE HE OHHHH GOD HE IS " sounds of someone throwing up, "HE IS WEARING PURPLE TIGHTS WITH A PINK TUTU DANCING TO SWAN LAKE, AND HE IS SINGING I'M TOO SEXY."
All of B.P.R.D. that is standing there turns slowly and look at oz and chaz as they trying to look innocent.
"Ummmm Barney made us do it,(eyes shifting back and forth) Yea, that's it."
Meanwhile somewhere that no one knows…….
A singing, dancing, purple dinosaur…."DON'T WORRY BOYS AND GIRLS, I LOVE YOU," screaming could be heard.
AN: Well this took awhile to write as real life decided to rear its ugly head. I had a little time in waiting in the doctor's office (3 hours of waiting for our turn). Sorry one of my kids is sick with strep throat and it won't go away. So enjoy this from my crazy mind.