Kakash- Info/Guidei's Favourite Novel
A/N: Wear not drink
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Homestuck Rap Battle feat. Sollux Captor and Dave Strider.
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mel3173: or Daenerys: Mother of Dragon will eat yuour resident toilets!
It was the third month of Kakashi Sensei's pregnancy to Jashin-Sama's baby. He thought back to when his baby was concieved. He couldn't remember much, but he could remember the tentacles. He nosebluded. He giggled impishLee and opened his favorite novel, it was NOT ICHA ICHA but Tentacle#Yaoi#Sugoi OroKid. He came across this novel when he got introduced to the oneness of by his favorite maid at the maid cafe - the Snake Maid Cafe - Orochimaru-Chan.
"Kakashi-Samaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!~~~", said Orochimaru-Chan, "Gomenosai for interrupting temo, watashi was wondering if anata-wa would like to have some onigiri desu ka~?"
"Hai desu ka~?" Kakashi-Sama breathed huskily, "Oishi sou desu yo~"
"Hey!", a wild Death the Kid appeared!, "Orochimaru=Chaaaaaaan is mine!"
*cue epic rap battle* (death the kid italics, kakashi underlimed)
"aaaaqaallllll right everyone its time to gather round its time to drop some motherfucking toilets on this no talent Mpreg" wrapped the wild Death the Kid
and i aint talking about itachi (cause he hasn't been bound)
see im a symetrical gunslinger and im cleaning your housr
your an asymetrical bespectle
stumbling into my tentacle
put you out of your asymetry
my guns whoopin is unethical
i dont mean to get technical
but your shit aint symmetrical
here ill patch up your code up with 8 symmectucal toilets
(kick it back tsunade)
(oh fuck me that would own)
p2hh
are you 2eriiou2ly 2teppiin me you iignotant priick?
your rhyme2 are 2taler than 2a2kue2 diick blog 2chtiick
you dont come off a2 2ymmetriical 2o thii2 ought to be quiick
ju2t 2hut your diirty toiilet2 before you make u2 all 2iick
my 2hiit ii2two hot to hangle
iit2 an mpreg 2candal
iim a lolliipop vandal
to whom you cant hold a kunai
your really awfull at thii2
but ii thiink that iit2 cute that you trii3d
though your a2 wa2hed up 42 2akura
po2t land of wave2 at low tiide
you oucght your2elf fourtunate that ii even relpiied
cause iim breakiin your 2triide!
Orochimaru fangurls.
"wow sensei-smaa, you can really rap" said Killab
"ah shut yhr fu k up"
SUDDENLY KAKASHI SENSEI GOES INTO LABOUR!
"8 Hours Later" said the french voiceover for Spongeboob
"Kiddo-Kun ur baby is symmetricla" saud Sakura Katana-Chan
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH" siad teh byby
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH" siad teh byby
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH" siad teh byby
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH" siad teh byby
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH" siad teh byby
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH" siad teh byby
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH" siad teh byby
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH" siad teh byby
"Can wr go fur ice-kram desu ka?" suddenlyed teh bybaccc
"Yeah Iie want a sundye desu" yelled Natruo
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