I'M GOING TO KILL YOU KITA!!!
Thank you.
=Kita is a Cool NaME!!=
Stop it Juhi. I'm trying to write.
=SRRy Nikki Mak tha names RaveN!=
Oh, well /pardon me/. Do you mind?
Thank you.
Okay, I know that the timeline in this fic is completely off course, but then, so are 62% of the other holes fanfics out there.
"speech" ^thought^ /italic/ ~Kita~
Disclaimer: I don't own Holes or Harry Potter.
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The D-tent Boys looked up from their digging as a large, tawny owl fluttered above their heads.
"What is it?"
"Oh, hey, it's one o' them buzzards, man."
"Please don't hurt me little buzzard! I'm sorry I made your nest explode into the pretty dancing flames!" At this, the rest of the boys looked weirdly at ZigZag. The owl descended.
"Oh no! It's gonna eat Zero!"
"Zero, man, watch out!"
"Chill out guys; it's just an owl." Said Caveman. The owl dropped a letter on Zero's head.
"Whoa, what is it Zero?" They crowded around Zero's hole. Unfortunately, at that very moment the water truck drove up.
"What are all you girl scouts doing lollygagging around?" Asked Mr. Sir. "Find something?"
"No Mr. Sir." answered Zero, quickly shoving the letter into his pocket.
"Well get back to work! This isn't a girl scout camp." He said, eyeing them.
"Yes Mr. Sir."
* * *
Back in d-tent, Zero sat alone with his letter. ^Who would be writing to me?^ he wondered. ^Maybe . Nah.^
Zero sighed. There was no way it could be his mother writing to him; she was gone. He opened the letter. A barrage of jumbled up letters and words jumped out at him.
^Darn!^ he thought. ^I'm still not very good at reading! Maybe I should wait for Stanley to get back .^ Zero figured he could at least try, though.
Dear Mr. Zeroni,
He read. ^What? Stanley and mom are the only ones who know my real name.^
We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
^That settles It.^ he thought ^either I really need to brush up on my reading, or the heat has finally made me crazier than a man trapped in a room with moldy cheese.^ ^-Moldy cheese?-^ asked another part of his brain. ^Hey, I'll have you know that moldy cheese can be very frightening.^ ^-Whatever.-^ ^ . I just had a conversation in my head. I really am going crazy. Uh . I'm just gonna wait for Stanley now.^
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The idea of moldy cheese being scary belongs to Cassandra_Claire.
Welp, that's all for now, and people who aren't crazy about Zero stories, never fear! Twitch will be joining him in second year! ~Hey, I'm a poet and I didn't even know it!~ Stop that Kita. You've picked a bad time to make up a rhy- ARG! DAMN YOU! IT'S CONTAGOIUS!!! ~ ^_^ ~
Anyway, I figure those two are the only ones young enough to be accepted to Hogwarts, but the other boys will be in touch through constant letters! ~And if you have a problem, don't waste your time telling me, 'cause this is my story! Mwahahahahahahahaha!~ Kita! And technically, it's /my/ story. ~Hmph.~
Okay people, I'm having trouble on this one /really/ important decision that will affect the hole (sorry, couldn't help it) story, *glares* ~*looks innocent*~ So I'm asking you guys for help.
Should I have Zero go during: Harry & co. 6th year Harry & co. 1st year MWPP era Tell in your [enter word 'review' here, capitalized, in bold, underlined, and circled, with arrows pointing to it]
Thank you.
=Kita is a Cool NaME!!=
Stop it Juhi. I'm trying to write.
=SRRy Nikki Mak tha names RaveN!=
Oh, well /pardon me/. Do you mind?
Thank you.
Okay, I know that the timeline in this fic is completely off course, but then, so are 62% of the other holes fanfics out there.
"speech" ^thought^ /italic/ ~Kita~
Disclaimer: I don't own Holes or Harry Potter.
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The D-tent Boys looked up from their digging as a large, tawny owl fluttered above their heads.
"What is it?"
"Oh, hey, it's one o' them buzzards, man."
"Please don't hurt me little buzzard! I'm sorry I made your nest explode into the pretty dancing flames!" At this, the rest of the boys looked weirdly at ZigZag. The owl descended.
"Oh no! It's gonna eat Zero!"
"Zero, man, watch out!"
"Chill out guys; it's just an owl." Said Caveman. The owl dropped a letter on Zero's head.
"Whoa, what is it Zero?" They crowded around Zero's hole. Unfortunately, at that very moment the water truck drove up.
"What are all you girl scouts doing lollygagging around?" Asked Mr. Sir. "Find something?"
"No Mr. Sir." answered Zero, quickly shoving the letter into his pocket.
"Well get back to work! This isn't a girl scout camp." He said, eyeing them.
"Yes Mr. Sir."
* * *
Back in d-tent, Zero sat alone with his letter. ^Who would be writing to me?^ he wondered. ^Maybe . Nah.^
Zero sighed. There was no way it could be his mother writing to him; she was gone. He opened the letter. A barrage of jumbled up letters and words jumped out at him.
^Darn!^ he thought. ^I'm still not very good at reading! Maybe I should wait for Stanley to get back .^ Zero figured he could at least try, though.
Dear Mr. Zeroni,
He read. ^What? Stanley and mom are the only ones who know my real name.^
We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
^That settles It.^ he thought ^either I really need to brush up on my reading, or the heat has finally made me crazier than a man trapped in a room with moldy cheese.^ ^-Moldy cheese?-^ asked another part of his brain. ^Hey, I'll have you know that moldy cheese can be very frightening.^ ^-Whatever.-^ ^ . I just had a conversation in my head. I really am going crazy. Uh . I'm just gonna wait for Stanley now.^
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The idea of moldy cheese being scary belongs to Cassandra_Claire.
Welp, that's all for now, and people who aren't crazy about Zero stories, never fear! Twitch will be joining him in second year! ~Hey, I'm a poet and I didn't even know it!~ Stop that Kita. You've picked a bad time to make up a rhy- ARG! DAMN YOU! IT'S CONTAGOIUS!!! ~ ^_^ ~
Anyway, I figure those two are the only ones young enough to be accepted to Hogwarts, but the other boys will be in touch through constant letters! ~And if you have a problem, don't waste your time telling me, 'cause this is my story! Mwahahahahahahahaha!~ Kita! And technically, it's /my/ story. ~Hmph.~
Okay people, I'm having trouble on this one /really/ important decision that will affect the hole (sorry, couldn't help it) story, *glares* ~*looks innocent*~ So I'm asking you guys for help.
Should I have Zero go during: Harry & co. 6th year Harry & co. 1st year MWPP era Tell in your [enter word 'review' here, capitalized, in bold, underlined, and circled, with arrows pointing to it]