Lets Write Fanfiction: With Birdie and Bumblebitch
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It was a dark and spooky night, and Dumbledoor was out wearing his fancy wizard speedo. Surely it would impress that little uke named Hairy. Ah, Hairy. With the round glasses that make his poop brown eyes stand out. It made Dumbledoor's kokoro go doki doki. With quick wizard movements he passed the hallway to the boys dorms, eagerly to meet his Hairy.
Hairy then heard knocks on his door, three quick ones to tell that it was Dumbledoor himself. "Hairy" came his deep, rumbling voice. "Let me in, I got a surprise for you~" Hairy half tripped on the way to open the door, he was so excited to see his old and saggy skinned seme Dumbledoor.
Once Hairy opened the door, he blushed so dark, blood started coming from his cute little nose. There he was. Dumbledoor. In a bright green speedo, so tight it showed off his teta-bulge. Dumbledoor skipped in the room with little tea bags hanging from his beard. He smiled a cheeky little smile and winked, his blue eyes twinkling. "Hello, Hairy" he said, his voice dropping low in a seductive way that made our little uke tremble in his panties. "H-Hello.. Dumbledoor" he replied shyly, wiping the blood from his nose.
Dumbledoor slyly crinkled his nose up to Hairy's chin brushing his beard against the pale Edward Cullen skin. Hairy blushed cutely making the seme rumble his belly after his late steak dinner. "OH HAIRY!" the seme exclaimed. 'I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" to which Hairy giggled and shook his little rump. For some reason, he had on a cute maid outfit, complete with black silk panties and bows in his hair. He was a kinky little shit.
Dumbledoor rushed to the firepit and frantically started throwing the tea bags in the boiled cauldron. Watching the Earl Grey tea brew threw the chimney, he walked off to the leapord skinned throw chair and sat in with his buttocks spread like a loaf of bread.
Hairy then seductivly walked over, one heeled foot over the other. He chuckled and grabbed some biscuits. "Here.. In.. Here, hurry, Hairy! I can't take it anymore!" the seme cried, opening wider for his uke.
Hairy then smirked, walked closer then dropped all the cookies down Dumbledoors throat, making the bearded man groan in pleasure.
He never had cookies this good before.
And before things got out of hand the tea was finally brewed, and ready for some pouring. Hairy poured a large mug of Earl Grey down Dumbledoor's puckered hole. The uke then took the remaining biscuits and harshly shoved them in the seme's hole. "ARGH!" screamed Dumbledoor in pleasure. "You like that don't you, you fucking muggle" Hairy purred.
"Y-Yes, ohn yes! Hairy! More!" begged the tea filled man. "You slut" Hairy smirked, pulling down the others speedo to reveal his large noonoo. The uke moaned at the sight, going over to the cabinet and pulling out a donut. With a smirk, he walked back and slid the glazed treat over the large and erect noonoo in front of him.
Dumbledoor came as soon as it slid in place. "You were always my prized student." Dumbledoor smirked, standing up feeling pleasantly filled with the cookies and tea. The old man then paid Hairy, then left, his soggy noonoo hanging from his bright green speedo.
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