-How the darkest hour should have ended-
Tigerstar was dead.
Firestar leapt forward and embraced Scourge in a tight hug. Firestar felt something sharp jab his shoulder and he quickly backed up, remembering that Scourge wore a collar studded with bones and dog teeth.
Scourge stared at Firestar, one brow raised. "What is the meaning of this...?" He demmanded, eyes wide with confusion.
"Well, first of all, thank you!" Firestar exclaimed. "You just killed the most dangerous cat in the forest!"
Scourge blinked and glanced down at Tigerstar and then back up at Firestar. "Hmm, I guess you`re right." He said with a shrug.
"Listen Scourge, you just saved us from certain doom so you know what?" Firestar turned to face Shadowclan. "Screw you cats, Bloodclan owns your territory now, so beat it!"
Shadowclan all looked at Firestar in disbelief, that is until they took one look at Scourge, who was coated with Tigerstar`s blood.
"Uh, he kills like cats that have like..." Blackfoot paused to count on his paws. "Seven, eight nine... NINE lives bros! We better like... Run!"
And with that, Shadowclan took off in a whirlwind of fur and yowls.
"And don`t even think about going to the twoleg place!" Firestar called after them.
"Well you know what Bloodclan, I read ahead in the series and it turns out there`s this lake, so... We`re going to go chill there. You guys can have the forest."
"AWWW, Spoiler alert!" Sandstorm yelled at her mate.
"Uh... Thank you forest fool- Er, I mean cat..." Scourge said, taken aback.
"Well, we`ll see you guys later, let`s go Lionclan!" Firestar announced.
"Oh, and by the way," Firestar said to Scourge as he trotted off into the sunset. "I`m kind of like your half-brother... BYE!"
-End-
Epilogue: And so, Erin Hunter saved paper by making a shorter ending... Now why are you still here?