(A/N: I came up with this idea from the part of the "T.U.F.F. Puppy" intro when Snaptrap and Larry were going to steal from the cookie jar. And I wrote this out of boredom, but it should be funny. Hope it's good!)
Stupid Snaptrap
Me: (holding up empty cookie jar) Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
(Everybody looks around, trying to find the thief.)
Dudley: (pointing at Snaptrap) Snaptrap stole the cookies from the cookie jar!
(We all look at Snaptrap, who has cookie crumbs all over his face. His mouth is full of cookies.)
Snaptrap: (mouth full) Who, me?
Kitty: Yes, you!
Snaptrap: (mouth full) Couldn't be! (A/N: But it's too obvious!)
Chief: Then who?
Keswick: It is Snaptrap! He's got the evidence all over his f-f-face! And he's eating the cookies!
(Snaptrap immediately spits out the cookies all over Larry.)
Larry: (disgusted) EEEEEWWWW!
Snaptrap: Shut up, Larry! (throws Larry into shark tank)
Larry: (screams like a sissy girl)
Kitty: Snaptrap, you stole the cookies, and you know it!
Snaptrap: ALRIGHT, ALREADY! I STOLE THE COOKIES! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
Me: (glaring daggers at Snaptrap) Not with you. Come with me!
T.U.F.F. Agents: BUSTED!
Snaptrap: (worried) What are you going to do to me?
Me: That's for me to know, and you to find out! (grabs Snaptrap's ear)
Snaptrap: OW! LET ME GO!
Me: NO!
(We go outside. Nobody can see what's going on, but they can hear a lot of thrashing going on, and they can hear Snaptrap screaming.)
Chief: What's going on out there?
Dudley: I think the author is kicking Snaptrap's butt!
Keswick: Ooh, harsh!
Kitty: It sounds like she's beating the living heck out of him!
Dudley: Maybe she's beating the living crap out of him!
Keswick: Or k-k-kicking the heck out of him!
(Loud crash is heard.)
Chief: Or maybe she threw him into a dumpster!
(I come back inside.)
Me: The correct answer is: all of the above!
T.U.F.F. Agents: We have got to see this!
(They run outside and see the injured Snaptrap in the dumpster.)
Kitty: (to me) How did you learn to fight like that?
Me: Trust me, you don't wanna know.
Chief: Well, Snaptrap won't be a threat for a while, so what should we do?
Me: Let's make some more cookies!
T.U.F.F. Agents: YAY!
(We make another batch of cookies.)
The End
I hope this was funny and enjoyable. Please review!