Harry Potter and the Unclean Bedpans
A sequel to Harry Potter and the Belching Potion
This is kinda messed up. Lots of emphasis on Harry's eyes. Oh, and Ron likes pink!
Ron and Harry were quite unhappy. See, they got detention from Snape for making a good potion. And it was the worst kind of detention of all: cleaning the bedpans in the hospital wing. Without magic. Needless to say, they were in for an unpleasant evening.
"This is so unfair! We make a good potion and bring Mr. Malfoy down a few notches, and we get detention!" Ron cried, looking quite interesting in rubber gloves, and apron, and rather than his wand, he wielded a toilet brush. All of these "accessories" were a lovely pink color, and his apron was a garnished with some exquisite lace. The look on his face made the whole ensemble look wonderfully disgusting.
Harry, on the other hand, was quite fine, as he'd used his toilet brush (a green color that really brought out his eyes) to disguise his wand and was using it to quickly finish his job.
"Yeah, it's unfair," Harry said, finishing his 27th bedpan. "It's Snape, remember?" He wrinkled his nose and screwed his lovely green eyes shut, as he started on bedpan number 28, which was particularly foul.
"How is it," Ron asked, "that you only have 3 more pans, and I still have 20?" He was quite upset that his friend was almost done with his assignment of 30 bedpans, while he was still slaving away.
Harry just laughed as he finished his last bedpan and stood up. "Let's just say I'm extremely talented," he replied, winking. He walked out the door, throwing his toilet brush (which still looked quite attractive, even after cleaning 30 bedpans) at Ron.
"Stupid brush," Ron muttered. "Harry has all the luck. He gets a great brush that even makes him look good, and he's good at cleaning stuff. Me on the other hand? I get a stupid pink outfit, and I can't clean anything! Actually, I kinda like this color…" He paused and looked in the mirror. "It looks good, don't you think?"
The mirror replied by "editing" his reflection. It added a matching pink pillbox hat, and made his robes pink and white pinstriped.
"Yeah!" Ron exclaimed. "I look good!" He picked up Harry's green brush. "Hey!" he cried, discovering the wand. "That's how he finished so fast!" He used the wand to finish his bedpans and changed his outfit to match his reflection. He danced out of the Hospital wing happily and to his dorm…
THE END
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