To Fancy a Fox
By Joeb and Myro
Chapter 1
Our young Link was walking through the forest one day, when he came across a blue fox.
"What the fuck are you?" Link asked.
"A virgin!" The foxy fox exclaimed excitedly.
"Is that so?" Link perked up.
"Would you like to see for yourself?" The foxy fox slowly lifted her fur.
"That looks dangerous." Link backed away, slowly drawing his sword.
"It's made of steel, so your sword will have no effect." The beautiful blue fox said, shaking her steel vagina in his face.
Out from the forest, a purple ball of flame struck the ground right behind Link.
"It's not safe here, come with me!" Link shouted, grabbing the fox by the vagina and dragging her face along the dirt behind him.
They finally stopped running when they found a cave made of steel.
"What is this place?" Link wondered.
"This is a cave of steel." The blue fox said.
"What the fuck is this!" A brown figure yelled, running up. "Krystal, what are you doing?"
"Getting dragged by my steel vagina, Fox, what does it look like?" Krystal said.
Fox casually walked away.
"Who was that?" Link asked.
"That was Fox, he has a big dick." Krystal said.
"But I thought you were a virgin!" Link exclaimed.
"A girl can look at dicks, can't she?" Krystal asked. "Can I look at yours?"
Before Link could respond, another ball of purple fire crashed straight into her vagina, causing no damage. The flames were sucked into the dark abyss of her pussy, never to be seen again.
"Still a virgin?" Ganondorf asked ominously, walking into the cave.
"This happens on a daily basis." Krystal said. "So no."
"Look out! We have an intruder!" Fox yelled, shooting Ganondorf in the dick with his laser pistol.
Ganondorf ran away because he was being shot in the dick, and that's what you do when you get shot in the dick.
"We should be safe." Fox turned his head to the side as he looked at the ground. "For now."
"So where am I?" Link asked.
"In a steel cave." Krystal said.
"A steel cave where?" Link asked.
"Not in my vagina, sadly." Krystal bemused.
"That can change" Fox said.
"No, your dick is too big." Krystal said. "And my vagina can't stretch, for obvious reasons."
"I should probably go." Link said. "I have to free Hyrule from that guy you shot in the dick."
"Take me with you!" Krystal pleaded. "Think of the adventures we'll have!"
"Will they involve your vagina?" Link asked.
"You're still holding it, so probably." Krystal said.
Link dropped her vagina, and Krystal fell to the cold steel below.
"Now get up, we're leaving." Link said, and then stormed out the cave with Krystal following after him.
"What about me?" Fox cried.
Fox died.
And so the adventure of Link and his pet blue fox named Krystal began.
We would like to apologize for any penile inconvenience this story may have caused you. If you would like to read more, then you're weird.