Poor Unfortunate Soul
Guess what? Another day without mention for me. I'm stuck sitting here, damp and uncomfortable, well HE runs around saving the world, year after year after year!
And don't think I don't know he uses me. He sees me twice, sometimes three times a day. But does JK Rowling ever mention me? NOOOO... she's too good to mention a pathetic TOOTHBRUSH. Can't fit it into her SCHEDUAL. I'll give her a schedual...
Come to think of it, there was only one time in ANY of the books when Harry went to the bathroom. But of course, that HAD to be filmed the day I was on vacation!
It's sad really, how many of us Magical Items get used and forgotten about. But thanks to my new friend Mandy, we're getting help. I need help! Looking into his disgusting, dirty mouth every day! Yuck!
Uh-oh... I hear footsteps! The only thing worse than brushing Harry's mouth is brushing Crookshanks... Oh no! I hear meowing...
Guess what? Another day without mention for me. I'm stuck sitting here, damp and uncomfortable, well HE runs around saving the world, year after year after year!
And don't think I don't know he uses me. He sees me twice, sometimes three times a day. But does JK Rowling ever mention me? NOOOO... she's too good to mention a pathetic TOOTHBRUSH. Can't fit it into her SCHEDUAL. I'll give her a schedual...
Come to think of it, there was only one time in ANY of the books when Harry went to the bathroom. But of course, that HAD to be filmed the day I was on vacation!
It's sad really, how many of us Magical Items get used and forgotten about. But thanks to my new friend Mandy, we're getting help. I need help! Looking into his disgusting, dirty mouth every day! Yuck!
Uh-oh... I hear footsteps! The only thing worse than brushing Harry's mouth is brushing Crookshanks... Oh no! I hear meowing...