Alex Rider Rap by Dustin Blake
(Parts of this rap is based on the song Harry Potter in the Hood)
Crocodile Tears part coming soon!
(Alex Rider)
I'm a boy named Alex Rider, both my parents are dead
Since then I work with the government feds
I hang out at my uncle's house all day
Waiting for MI6 to take me away
My first mission was about some tech
That some agents wanted to check
I was on a jeep with a gun
When the investigation was done
Next I went to France, yo
To a place that was covered with snow
I found a guy who knew how to clone
But then shit my cover was blown
Then I went to Cuba for the CIA
To check out some Russian who wanted to blow up a bay
With a nuclear bomb that was a bit small
But it still could blow the shit out of y'all
I went solo after that doing it my way
Chasing some guy named Damian Cray
His guard, Yassen told my dad wasn't a spy
He was an assassin who made lots of people die
So I went to Venice looking for a criminal board
Called Scorpia who was working on Invisible Sword
A lot of shit happened but I ruined their plot
Now I'm in the hospital cause I got shot
I saved some kids life and I'm living like the VIP
Next thing I know I'm chasing Force Three
I found out about Ark Angel which was gonna blow up a US base
So I had to self-destruct that shit in outer space
I was employed by the ASIS after my crash
Working with my godfather whose name is Ash
This time it was the Snakehead we had to pursue
So we could neutralize a bomb called "Royal Blue"
My name is Alex R
To the I
To the D
To the E
To the R, you see
(Sabina Pleasure)
He's a secret agent man
He puts a hex in a city
Don't call him Alex Ride…
(Alan blunt pushes Sabina away)
Cause his name is classified.