S8E1 Lord Krishnavek
DTN S8E1
HELL ON EARTH
which reminds me of DOOM
which I was under the impression
that this was all
in black and white
so it had to happen
before DOOM or DOOM II
THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO
THE DEMON LORD
KRISHNAVEK
(The Force) Unleashed
his demonic host UPON (CHINA!)
THE WORLD (.hack)
Few recall the devestation
mounted by these dark armies
that issueed from the
ABYSS (all 666 layers)
[what a miss]
but those who survive
due refer to this period
(periodic table of elements)
as the great
OBLIVION (ESG: Elder Scrolls Game)
though little is known
(Elders Crawl Game)
Lord Krishnavek
and his fiendish fiendish
soldiers
Legends from the ERA
speak of the horrible
DEATHS (Soul Reapers?)
despair of the host
DEMON LORD RAWT
the great
OBLIVION
is a time better left
FORGOTTEN (the Forsaken)
for what seemed like an
ETERNITY (well you know)
seemed FORGOTTEN
Lord Krishnavek
took control
of most of the Northern
REALMS
imposing his HAVOC
(CRY HAVOC AND LET SLIP
THE DOGS OF WAR)
of his initial onslaught
(That might be a
misquote, though I think
the original speaker of
that was speaking in
Greek or Latin at the
TIME)
thesituationlastedforseveraldecades
and the demonic host
eventually gained control
of more territory
until the demons dominated
the planet
modern historians are still
baffled (like FIRESTORM MATRIX)
such as the elves
eventually survived
these desparate times
but sages started the territory
this AREA
of the great OBLIVION
(Tom Cruize?)
incovered several illustrations
(No it was actually a
buncho CGI CLONES actually)
THAT WOULD EXPLAIN
THIS PHENOMENiA
(Eminem song Phenomenal is the BEST)
(Eminem - Phenomenal)
fortunately for the
PRE-human PRIEST
(OO I love those Priest
Movies, Legion, Priest, Gabriel)
Raised the Prices
the trouble was
the whole world caused
SORROW
THE HEAVENS
Chose to interviewn
(The Interview)
DIRECT(Lee)
Some Angels decided to
take matters into their
own hands, (That takes
the Els off)
and put a stop to
Eminem - Phenomenal
...
I mean
Lord Krishnavek
and his hiney hideous
HIGHNESS
...
MINIONS! (Steve Caroll?)
Group of Angel and Celestial
Warriors descended from
the Heavens (hoven?)
in a valient effort to
help save the world
(Beethoven)
Calling themselves the
Children of the Inner Light
(You can't beat hoven...)
These beings came to the
Planet to oppose the
Demonic Host
(Re-hoven)
Wore importantly
HOWEVER
the angels and celestials
HELPED
wove themselves into competetent
fighting unit
strong enough to defend off
most demon attacks
thus the fight of the
LIBERATIONS
BEGIN!
The desparate efforts of
the mortals combined
(The Combine HL2)
tremendous might of the
Angel and Celestial Army
{Half Life 2 Soundtrack (Full)}
FROM(M)
Lord Krishnavek
(CHAOS) CONTROL
for years of brutal
WAR(e)FARE(FAIR)
([{Sins of a solar empire TEC loyalist}])
The Angel Leader of the
Children of the Inner Light
(That better have nothing
to do with Silvia Brown or
anything from MONTEL)
The Celestial Army drove off
most of the HOST
(You don't like Montell Jordan?)
Lord Krishnavek's "bye bye"
(CHAOS) CONTROL
after years of brutal warfare
(I think we're talking
about different things)
While Invaders were
(Space Invaders)
DECIMATED
(ENTER) Cyberaili
the angel leader of the
children of the inner light
(He means Cyberay Lee)
captured the Demon Lord
Lord Krishnavek
and the years that
followed the survivin creatures
of the planes borderland
which had originally been
THERES (THEIR's you IDIOT)
Brrr... Eli
ALL THE LAND
(Book of Eli?)
Claimed (TWD season... 4?)
ALL THE LAND
had been theirs
the reigning lord was
rid of
Lord Krishnavek
(for now...)
and the reigning demon
LORD's name became the
Stuff Of Legend
what the people however did not realize that the reigning HOST(ess) was not trying to prevent the inevitable (misleading word choice) return of the dreaded Lord Krishnavek from causing harm to all the world again... (from their perspective anyway)
Under the Cyberaili's leadership
(It's pronounced Cyber Ray Lee...)
Of the demon lord was Captain
of the first guard
and brought to the dungeon
where Lord Krishnavek
the demons have been
caught with him
were imprisoned
Cyber Bray Lee
(he keeps rotating the
name)
and an amount of children
of the inner LIGHT
(Deathnote?)
Val to ensure the valkyrie
(Death Note was two words)
Lord Krishnavek
became the stuff of
LEGENDS
( Old Norse valkyrja "chooser of the slain")
however the initial inertia
of the children of the inner
(It's a little too late
for that)
LIGHT
Swore to prevent
Lord Krishnavek
from preventing initial
HARM(FULL)
until the WORLD again (Re)
HEAR THE CYBERAILI
LEADERSHIP
The Matron Mother
the Demon Lord
was kept under the cold guard
and brought to the dungeon
Lord Krishnavek
the Demons had been
caught with him
were imprisoned
Sylar Bray Li
and the child Ren
of the In-ner Li-GhT
vowed to ensure the
Valentines
would never be allowed
TO
LEAVE
to the underground prison!
the reason gross hazzards
would caused the just
the Geo Geography of the
DUNGEON
to mutate make
the Ancientals task
MORE DIFFICULT
(like Halo on Legendary)
Lo, make matters worse
(like Crack)
some of the Demonic Forces
have escaped theirselves
to have controled a
portion of the complex
some of them are
now laying siege to
the magical cacoon
(cocoon?)
Biding
Lord Krishnavek
decided
to get a new place
this section of the dungeon
holds a number of refuges
this most important prison
was built
in the vast complex
gasp
this prison takes the
FORM OF A COCOON
(YIKES)
of pure fores
(Silk?)
that bines the powerful
DEMON LORD
Lord Krishnavek
it is at the
center of the island
in the heart of
the region
thoughthe children of the inner light
thought
they'd be able to
errect a protective barrier
around their own in
the PRISON(BREAK)
it is now under
the SIEGE by DEMONIC
HOST
yearning to liberate that
Lord Arid Master
the haunting song of
the trumpet Archon
charged with protecting the
Demon Lord's prison
heard throughout the
REGION
the song she has
woven (Weaver) for centuries
allows her to maintain
(Alien, Aliens, Alien 3,
Predator, Predator 2,
Alien vs Predator, Alien
vs Predator 2, Prometheus)
maintaining the Protective
barrier around the cocoon
(AVATAR)
but the soft soul
Wrenching Whale
is laced with soft
SORROW
