So I'm bored and pissed that I got a stupid ass hair cut from this piece of shit barber who cut it to low so I thought…hmm the only way to relax my need for vengeance and homicide is to… write Sasunaru yoai fanfiction of course heh heh {boyxboy} don't like it why the fuck are you here.

Sakura pov.

My daily routine consists of:

Waking up at 5:00 a.m. sharp

Brushing teeth thoroughly

Studying ninja fundamental scrolls

Brushing my hair 150 times (for every side of my long hair)

And my most favorite one going over to Sasuke's house to do his laundry

I was 69 brushes away from being finished then I'd head out with my hand weaved basket to collect Sasuke's dirty laundry to go wash in the lake.

A chill ran down my spine, something was wrong, terribly wrong.

Inner Sakura: SASUKES IN DANGER.

"I'm sure it's nothing" I shrug it off.

Inner Sakura: IT'S NOT NOTHING WE GOT TO GO HELP SASUKE

"Sasuke-kun is fine, besides I'm not done brushing my hair"

Inner Sakura: SCREW YOUR HAIR, DO YOU LOVE SASUKE?

"Of course I do"

Inner Sakura: THEN YOU MARCH YOUR ASS OVER THERE TO SEE IF HE'S OKAY

"…Your right, I must go confirm Sasuke is okay".

I stop in the middle of brushing and got dressed in a hast. Before I open my front door I made a quiet statement.

"Whoever has harming my beloved will have me to deal with"

Inner Sakura: I'LL FUCKING BASH THEIR GODDAMN SKULL IN AND DANCE ON THEIR CHILDRENS BLOOD!

The morning air was crisp and refreshing. The walk to Sasuke's was always about 5 minute, I was deep in thought coming up with different possibilities of why Sasuke would be in trouble then I landed on one.

One of Naruto's pranks went too far.

This really set in me because it's possible, maybe he accidently released heavy boulders and Sasuke couldn't dodge them in time, or he ambushed Sasuke using his shadow clone jutsu. With Naruto you never know with his impulsivity, he always screws things up especially when I'm trying to be alone with Sasuke. And he thinks he has a chance with me HA! I wouldn't even give that obnoxious nuisance the time of day, sure he's an exceptional shinobi but still he doesn't compare to Sasuke, who also is fed up with Naruto's gimmicks, I see how Sasuke scowls at Naruto giving him the evil eye all the time when he stares at him he shares my hatred for that fox faced devil, that's one of the many reasons why we shoud be together.

Inner sakura: SAKUSASU FOREVER.

I finally got to his place, it was a simple flat, a one-bedroom small house. I rigorously knocked on the door my left hand tightly gripping the basket I was carrying due to worry.

In 3 minutes the door slowly creped open to reveal a tired looking Uchiha, he wore white and blue pin stripped pajama bottoms, he was shirtless.

I gasped at the sight of Sasuke's lean abs (wow this is really impressive for a 14 year-old), his eyes were covered by his hair.

"-the hell are you doing here Sakura" his voice low and sexy.

"I uh came to see if you had any laundry, or to see if you were in a life threatening situation" I say in a huff.

"… What" obviously he was confused.

"I got this chill see then-".

"SAAASUUKKEEE", I was interrupted by whiny familiar voice.

Naruto appeared beside Sasuke. He his blond hair covered his sky blue eyes and he wore the same tired expression Sasuke had.

The fact that Naruto was in Sasuke's house at 5 in the morning didn't shock me, the fact that he was cuddling his head in Sasuke's neck didn't shock me, what caused me to completely FREAK THE FUCK OUT was:

The pajamas bottoms that Sasuke was recently wearing was a two piece pajama outfit bottoms and a button up top

I have seen Sasuke wear the whole outfit plenty of times

Finally the thing worthy of complete mind blow was that NARUTO WAS WEARNG THE TOP TO THE BOTTOMS SASUKE WAS WEARING, WHITE BLUE PIN STRIPES.

Not only that but it wasn't fully button and the collar part was sliding down Naruto shoulder making him look uber uke.

"You damn teme it got cold in your bed when you left" Naruto said in a low feminine whine. "Who was at the duh-" he stopped and jolted his head from the Uchiha when his eyes came to me.

"Umm" "uh" "er" "ehh" both Sasuke and Naruto said in unison.

Sasuke's eyes matched Naruto's wide and nervous as he continued the "uhs" and "ums". Then suddenly both their eyes narrowed and their mouths poked out, and Sasuke then slowly and awkwardly closes the door with them having the same expression as the door shut, leaving me outside in horror, terror and confusion.

So what did you think did you like it please say you like it I will not eat ice cream for a week if you don't like it jk =b I couldn't go a week without ice cream that's inhuman