So here it is. The final form of what started as 'Hey Teach' in my 'Unconnected Hogwarts Rambles'. So if any of you haven't read those and feel the need to spoiler yourself: That is the place to go!


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Chapter titles will appear as in the origial books


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Owl Post: Prologue

As some of you might know, this story starts late at night at the end of July in 1993. But while Harry Potter is trying to complete his homework for the wizarding school Hogwarts while not being caught by his "family", somewhere else in the country a much more advanced magic user was having a rather un-magical night. Actually, Arthur Kirkland, also known as England, was asleep.

He had had a good Friday. In the morning he had baked some scones for himself and Hong Kong (which his ward had refused, claiming he wasn't hungry, only to fry himself an egg five minutes later.) He had received a present from Romania which made him smile and then left the house early enough to walk to work.

He had had a pleasant chat with his queen and could leave work an hour early. At home he had finished his scones with a nice cuppa, watched Doctor Who reruns and had retired to bed early with a good book.

He didn't know that at some point that night a rat received the worst news in its abnormally long life in form of a balding red haired wizard frantically talking to his wife.


I know it's not long, but I'm still typing up the first chapter as I find it easier to write with pen and it provides an immediate Beta read to do it that way. Those of you who read the Rambles already know that this story originally started in 'Aunt Marge's Big Mistake' (yeah, I'm keeping the Potter chapter titles BECAUSE IF I HAVE TO COME UP WITH TITLES I WILL GET FRUSTRATED AND GIVE UP sue me... Or actually don't. they belong to J.K. Rowling I'm just borrowing them for sake of creative fanning!) and thus the first chapter 'Owl Post' simply serves as a prologue.